Why did the Beatles stop inviting Ringo to Thanksgiving?
Because he wouldn't share the drumsticks.
Why was the UN concerned when the waiter dropped Thanksgiving dinner?
Because it meant the fall of turkey, the ruin of grease, and the breakup of china.
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In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated? Turkey.
Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving? The turkey because he's already stuffed!
What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving.
What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? The turkey trot
What does a English turkey say to another English turkey on Thanksgiving morning? "Excuse Me... ahem... To be or not to be roasted, that is the question!"
Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play
What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The turKEY
What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day? God save the kin.
Who dosent eat on Thanksgiving? A turkey because it is always stuffed.