Thanksgiving

Look Honey, a cactus!
I haven't seen that many pricks in one place since your family was in for Thanksgiving!
Why did the Beatles stop inviting Ringo to Thanksgiving?
Because he wouldn't share the drumsticks.
Why was the UN concerned when the waiter dropped Thanksgiving dinner?
Because it meant the fall of turkey, the ruin of grease, and the breakup of china.
Coming to Theaters: The thrilling tale of a man who cooked biographical books like turkey on Thanksgiving.

*Baste on a True Story...*
In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated? Turkey.
Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving? The turkey because he's already stuffed!
What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving.
What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? The turkey trot
What does a English turkey say to another English turkey on Thanksgiving morning? "Excuse Me... ahem... To be or not to be roasted, that is the question!"
Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play

What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The turKEY
What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day? God save the kin.
Who dosent eat on Thanksgiving? A turkey because it is always stuffed.
When do you serve tofu turkey? Pranksgiving
“Last Thanksgiving I shot my own turkey. It was fun. That shot gun going, "Blam! Blam!"

Everybody at the supermarket just staring. Why track them when I know where they are?”
Kenny Rogerson
Last Thanksgiving, I cut my hand with the carving knife so my idiot brother-in-law grabs my bloody wound and starts twisting it. I screamed, “Ouch! What are you doing!!”
He said, “I’m applying a turn-a-cut.”