Who is never hungry on Thanksgiving? The turkey, because he’s already stuffed!
What is a mathematician's favorite part of a big Thanksgiving feast? Pumpkin pi.
What did the brick road say on thanksgiving? Cobble cobble cobble!
What do people in New Mexico eat on thanksgiving? an Albuturquey
What happens when you die after Thanksgiving? You go to Gravy Jones' Locker
If you can’t decide which side to take to Thanksgiving. Bringing your side piece is guarenteed to cause drama.
I was cooking Thanksgiving dinner, and my wife said, “These potatoes are burnt to a crisp!” I said, “It’s for tomorrow.”
Me: Tomorrow is Black Fry day.
Which country hates Thanksgiving? Turkey
I went to the butcher's the other day and asked them, how do you prepare your turkey for Thanksgiving? They said that they just tell them straight out that you're gonna die.
The Impatient Mother-in-Law
A couple invites their family over for Thanksgiving night and invites the whole family to spend the holiday and meal together.
The family gathers, but the couple's children are late and the mother-in-law complains aloud: "Ugh, your children, always late."
Eventually, everyone comes and sits down to eat, the mother-in-law insists on sitting at the head of the table and no one has the strength to argue with her. After a few minutes, the hungry mother-in-law begins to complain: "Ugh, what's with the food here, why is it always late?"
A few minutes later, the couple bring out the meal they have prepared for their family, mostly cooked by the wife. Everyone eats and the evening continues.
While they are in the middle of their main course, the mother-in-law says: "Ugh, I better start clearing the dishes so we can at least move on to the last dish on time." A mere second after she gets up, the large wall clock hanging over the head of the table falls down, reducing her chair to pieces and almost hitting her.
Everyone is in shock until the bride mumbles to herself: "Ugh, this clock... always late."