Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
Your name is insert name here?
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
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