Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
I want to read you from cover to cover.
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
We could make such a beautiful library together.
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
You’re more special than relativity.
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
You are the object of my preposition.
You’re sweeter than fructose.
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
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