I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
I want to read you from cover to cover.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
You’re more special than relativity.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
I can turn your software into hardware.
Your lab or my lab?
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.