I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
We could make such a beautiful library together.
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
You’re sweeter than fructose.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
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