Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
You are the object of my preposition.
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
You’re more special than relativity.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
Your name is insert name here?
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
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