Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
You are the object of my preposition.
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
You are my density!
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
Your lab or my lab?
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
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