Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
Your lab or my lab?
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
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