I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
You’re more special than relativity.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
We could make such a beautiful library together.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
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