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Wipe your glasses and prepare your favorite zit cream, we're going to enjoy some truly cringy nerdy pick up lines from the best of the dorks!

Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
You are my density!
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
You’re more special than relativity.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
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