If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
Your name is insert name here?
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
You are my density!
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
You’re more special than relativity.
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
You’re sweeter than fructose.
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
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