Wipe your glasses and prepare your favorite zit cream, we're going to enjoy some truly cringy nerdy pick up lines from the best of the dorks!

You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
Your name is insert name here?
You are my density!
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
You’re sweeter than fructose.
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.