How do you make a telephone in the jungle? With toucans and a piece of string.
Have you ever heard of the Poder bird? It is also known as the Toucan
Do you know what kind of stock to use when making neotropical near-passerine bird soup? Doesnt matter, as long as you put Toucans in.
My wife was describing the pair of Toucans the zoo recently acquired. I responded "You mean a four-can?"
Police are investigating a string of homicides which have occurred over the last two weeks. The victims have identified as Cap'n Crunch, Toucan Sam, Tony the Tiger, and the latest victim, Lucky the Leprechaun. They are looking for a cereal killer.
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.