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What is the worst type of blind people?
The Notsees.
How do you make a telephone in the jungle?
With toucans and a piece of string.
Have you ever heard of the Poder bird?
It is also known as the Toucan
Do you know what kind of stock to use when making neotropical near-passerine bird soup?
Doesnt matter, as long as you put Toucans in.
My wife was describing the pair of Toucans the zoo recently acquired.
I responded "You mean a four-can?"
Police are investigating a string of homicides which have occurred over the last two weeks. The victims have identified as Cap'n Crunch, Toucan Sam, Tony the Tiger, and the latest victim, Lucky the Leprechaun.
They are looking for a cereal killer.
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
A teacher asks the class to name six mammals that you might find in Africa. One of the pupils replies, “five zebras and a lion”.
Zebras aren’t fans of colouring books. They don’t like having to stay between the lions.
All these years of technological developments and I still haven’t seen a colour photo of a zebra.
What did the lollipop lady say to the zebra crossing?
'You're stripping me of a job.'
My wife just yells from upstairs and asks "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?"

Sounding concerned, I reply, "No..."

A few seconds of silence, and then she shouts: "How about now?"
Have you ever seen the episode of VeggieTales directed by Tarantino?
It’s called Mango Unchained.
An angry fruit yells at traffic in front of them
“Mango!”
The plural of mango should be changed to mengo