Of Jokes

It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
Let me help you out of that ugly sweater.
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