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Your clothes look so uncomfortable. Why don’t you let me help you take them off?
Girl, I wanna take you doorbell shopping.
So I can show you a special dingdong.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.
Take off your shirt, I want to be closer to your heart.
"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know."
This dinner isn’t the only thing that’ll make you want to take off your pants.
Want to candy my yams?
Upholding Standards It was the beginning of a new academic year at the college, and the freshmen were beginning to arrive. The job of introducing the newcomers to their new surroundings belonged to the Dean of Women. During the opening speech of the lecture, the Dean saw fit to bring up the subject of sexual morality, in line with the college's conservative values. She asked the freshmen: "In moments of temptation, ask yourselves just one question: Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame?" The freshmen half-heartedly muttered in agreement, and the lecture went on without interruption. At the end of the lecture, the Dean decided to ask the freshmen if they had any questions. One of the girls timidly raised her hand and said: "How do you make it last for a whole hour??"
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
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