Law Jokes

Did you hear about the painter who works in jail? They say he had a brush with the law.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?

A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
An astronaut did a huge crime. He broke the law of gravity and hence, got a suspended sentence.
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
What do you call a crocodile that keeps breaking the law?
A crookadile.
Did you hear about the law firm with the most intimidating lawyers?
It’s filled with liti-gators.
Why did Chanel sue a company which came out with its own "No. 5" perfume?
They thought it was a fragrant violation of the law.
"Have you heard of Murphy's law?"
"What is it?"
"If something can go wrong, it will go wrong."
"Right. Have you heard of Cole's Law?"
"No, what is it?"
"Thinly sliced cabbage."
At dinner tonight my mother in law asked why my sons knife had a bend in it
I told her it’s so he can cut corners
“I used to work at McDonald’s making minimum wage. You know what thay means? You know what your boss was trying to say? It’s like, ‘Hey if I could pay you less, I would, but it’s against the law.’” – Chris Rock
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
You have your mother in law, father in law, son in law doughter in law but your wife is...
The law
Dear Mother in law...Don't teach me how to bring up my children...
I'm living with one of yours and she needs a lot of improvement.
My father in law has had an ear infection for three weeks.
I had to double check that, it didn't sound right.
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