Law Jokes

An astronaut did a huge crime. He broke the law of gravity and hence, got a suspended sentence.
Why did Chanel sue a company which came out with its own "No. 5" perfume?
They thought it was a fragrant violation of the law.
You have your mother in law, father in law, son in law doughter in law but your wife is...
The law
Dear Mother in law...Don't teach me how to bring up my children...
I'm living with one of yours and she needs a lot of improvement.
My father in law has had an ear infection for three weeks.
I had to double check that, it didn't sound right.
"Have you heard of Murphy's law?"
"Yeah."
"What is it?"
"If something can go wrong, it will go wrong."
"Right. Have you heard of Cole's Law?"
"No, what is it?"
"Thinly sliced cabbage."
What do you call a crocodile that keeps breaking the law?
A crookadile.
Did you hear about the law firm with the most intimidating lawyers?
It’s filled with liti-gators.
There was a young Coed of Kent,
In matters of law eloquent.
She told lawyers from Yale
That her ass was for sale,
But they proved it was only for rent.
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
Did you hear about the painter who works in jail? They say he had a brush with the law.
At dinner tonight my mother in law asked why my sons knife had a bend in it
I told her it’s so he can cut corners
“I used to work at McDonald’s making minimum wage. You know what thay means? You know what your boss was trying to say? It’s like, ‘Hey if I could pay you less, I would, but it’s against the law.’” – Chris Rock
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?

A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
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