Chair

An elderly man called Keith,
Mislaid his set of false teeth.
They'd been laid on a chair,
He'd forgot they were there,
Sat down, and was bitten beneath.
There was an Old Person of Spain,
Who hated all trouble and pain;
So he sat on a chair,
With his feet in the air,
That umbrageous Old Person of Spain.
There was an Old Man of Cape Horn,
Who wished he had never been born;
So he sat on a chair,
Till he died of despair,
That dolorous Man of Cape Horn.
I'd hide every chair in the world just so you'd have to sit on my face.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, I bet this chair lift weighs enough to break the ice.
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you.
Where do geologists like to relax? In a rocking chair Why are geologists good at stand up comedy? They know really dirty jokes.
A woman says to the dentist "I don't know which is worse having a tooth pulled or having a Baby."
The dentist says "Well make up your mind I gotta adjust the chair!"
A blonde walked into the dentist office and sat down in a chair.
The dentist said "Open Wide" "I can't" The blonde said. "This chair has arms"
What do you call a Nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile.
Today, my arm got pinned between my wife's chest and the chair.
It was booby trapped.
You know you’re getting old when…
You sit in a rocking chair and can’t get it going.
Yo Momma so stupid she stood on a chair to raise her IQ.
An elderly man called Keith.
Mislaid his set of false teeth.
They'd been laid on a chair.
He'd forgot they were there.
Sat down, and was bitten beneath.