Chair

Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, I bet this chair lift weighs enough to break the ice.
Where do geologists like to relax? In a rocking chair Why are geologists good at stand up comedy? They know really dirty jokes.
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you.
An elderly man called Keith,
Mislaid his set of false teeth.
They'd been laid on a chair,
He'd forgot they were there,
Sat down, and was bitten beneath.
There was an Old Person of Spain,
Who hated all trouble and pain;
So he sat on a chair,
With his feet in the air,
That umbrageous Old Person of Spain.
There was an Old Man of Cape Horn,
Who wished he had never been born;
So he sat on a chair,
Till he died of despair,
That dolorous Man of Cape Horn.
You know you’re getting old when…
You sit in a rocking chair and can’t get it going.
What do you call a Nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile.
An elderly man called Keith.
Mislaid his set of false teeth.
They'd been laid on a chair.
He'd forgot they were there.
Sat down, and was bitten beneath.
Today, my arm got pinned between my wife's chest and the chair.
It was booby trapped.
I'd hide every chair in the world just so you'd have to sit on my face.
Yo Momma so stupid she stood on a chair to raise her IQ.
A woman says to the dentist "I don't know which is worse having a tooth pulled or having a Baby."
The dentist says "Well make up your mind I gotta adjust the chair!"
A blonde walked into the dentist office and sat down in a chair.
The dentist said "Open Wide" "I can't" The blonde said. "This chair has arms"