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Chair

Dirty Short Jokes
What do you call a Nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile.
Funny Limericks
An elderly man called Keith,
Mislaid his set of false teeth.
They'd been laid on a chair,
He'd forgot they were there,
Sat down, and was bitten beneath.
There was an Old Person of Spain,
Who hated all trouble and pain;
So he sat on a chair,
With his feet in the air,
That umbrageous Old Person of Spain.
There was an Old Man of Cape Horn,
Who wished he had never been born;
So he sat on a chair,
Till he died of despair,
That dolorous Man of Cape Horn.
Dirty Pick Up Lines
I'd hide every chair in the world just so you'd have to sit on my face.
Funny Poems
An elderly man called Keith.
Mislaid his set of false teeth.
They'd been laid on a chair.
He'd forgot they were there.
Sat down, and was bitten beneath.
Geology Puns
Where do geologists like to relax? In a rocking chair Why are geologists good at stand up comedy? They know really dirty jokes.
Yo Mama So Stupid
Yo Momma so stupid she stood on a chair to raise her IQ.