I'm going to start a business selling worms and Nintendo consoles
I'll call it "Bait and Switch."
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.
Why did the skier from Helsinki dominate the downhill slalom competition?
He led the race from start to Finnish.
A jumper cable walked into a bar. The bartender said, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything!”
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
He had a bone to pick.
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
Most unicorns start off as poor hunters until they can really horn their skills.
How do you start a rave? Throw a flash light into an epileptic children’s ward.
A boss tells a blonde applicant, "I'll give you $8 an hour, starting today, and in three months, I'll raise it to $10 an hour. So, when would you like to start?"
"Could I start In three months?"
Why are Scandinavians the fastest runners in the world?
Because they start out near the Finnish line.
Out On Family Safari
Out On Family Safari Ben went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs. awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother. Ben picked up his rifle, took a swig of whisky, and started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight: the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood facing her. The wife said, "What are we going to do?" "Nothing," said Ben, "The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it."
Why can't you tell dogs a knock knock joke?
Because they immediately start barking.
The doctor told me I had to start walking three miles a day to get fit
It's been two weeks and I don't know how to get home.
Why did the fisherman start doing drugs?
Pier pressure.
Have a gneiss day! This is one of the simplest rock puns, but it is certainly a gneiss way to start your day out right!
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.