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A boss tells a blonde applicant, "I'll give you $8 an hour, starting today, and in three months, I'll raise it to $10 an hour. So, when would you like to start?"
"Could I start In three months?"
Why did the fisherman start doing drugs?
Pier pressure.
With all this spare time on their hands people are going to start pursuing their passions. I wouldn't be surprised to sudden explosion in the arts, a renewal in scientific interest, and a mass proliferation of original content.
A coronaissance, if you will.
Why can't you tell dogs a knock knock joke?
Because they immediately start barking.
The doctor told me I had to start walking three miles a day to get fit
It's been two weeks and I don't know how to get home.
You're so ugly that I'm going to have to stop drinking, just in case I start seeing two of you.
Out On Family Safari
Out On Family Safari Ben went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs. awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother. Ben picked up his rifle, took a swig of whisky, and started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight: the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood facing her. The wife said, "What are we going to do?" "Nothing," said Ben, "The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it."
I’m going to start a YouTube channel where I critique bottled water...
It’s an untapped market.
When does it start to rain money?
When there is change in the weather.
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice! How is a man like a used car? Both are easy to get, cheap, and unreliable!
I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers.
The Times are rough.
I'm going to start a business selling worms and Nintendo consoles
I'll call it "Bait and Switch."
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.
Two meth heads start a relationship, is that considered speed dating
or just mething around?
“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.”
Dave Barry
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
He had a bone to pick.