Meal

What’s a whale’s favorite meal?
Fish and ships.
What does a man consider a seven-course meal? A hot dog and a six pack of beer.
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
Why did the Blonde go to the Apple Store? She wanted a Big Mac meal.
What were the ponies most excited for in the meal?
The main horse.
I'm a student, and I play a game with myself every time I check my bank account.
It's called Meal or no Meal.
Yo mama is so ugly she made my happy meal cry.
Yo Mama so ugly she made a Happy Meal cry.
What did the Dalmatian say when he finished his meal?
That really hit the spot.
What does a man consider a seven-course meal? A pizza and a six pack.
What does a man consider a seven-course meal? A hot dog and a six pack of beer.
What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
What do you call a meal from the moon?
A satellite dish.
I met her in chat, she was neat,
her photo was pretty, petite.
we met for a meal,
I saw her for real,
I screamed and then ran down the street!
An extremely slim model, Miss Slater,
Was attacked by a croc and it ate 'er.
Said her trainer, Tough deal,
What a horrible meal,
We should throw it some greens and potater.