Meal

Why did the Blonde go to the Apple Store? She wanted a Big Mac meal.
What does a man consider a seven-course meal? A pizza and a six pack.
What does a man consider a seven-course meal? A hot dog and a six pack of beer.
I met her in chat, she was neat,
her photo was pretty, petite.
we met for a meal,
I saw her for real,
I screamed and then ran down the street!
An extremely slim model, Miss Slater,
Was attacked by a croc and it ate 'er.
Said her trainer, Tough deal,
What a horrible meal,
We should throw it some greens and potater.
Yo mama is so ugly she made my happy meal cry.
Yo Mama so ugly she made a Happy Meal cry.
What’s a whale’s favorite meal?
Fish and ships.
What do you call a meal from the moon?
A satellite dish.
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
I'm a student, and I play a game with myself every time I check my bank account.
It's called Meal or no Meal.
What were the ponies most excited for in the meal?
The main horse.
What did the Dalmatian say when he finished his meal?
That really hit the spot.
What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
What does a man consider a seven-course meal? A hot dog and a six pack of beer.