Bowling Puns

Welcome to our bowling puns. These puns are a complete strike!

There is a specific type of cats who love to go bowling. They are known as alley cats.
The closer we came to the alley, the louder the bowling thunder.
The bowling team of which I am captain is known lightning. This is because we get countless strikes.
The basic rule in the bowling game is to ensure you leave no pin standing.
Ideally, the cost of a bowling game should be ten pinnies. However, with inflation, the price always goes up.
At the end of the year, there is always a rock n’ bowl concert where everyone gets entertained.
You cannot strike it, if you don’t try it.
The success in this sport is not how you bowl, but how you roll.
Why are football players not allowed in bowling alleys?
After getting a strike, they spike the ball.
Did you know that old bowlers do not die? They simply end up in gutters.
It is not really much about how you bowl, but instead how you roll.
When the going gets tough, let the pins fall where they may.
What is the 7th pin in bowling called? Mother-In-Law!
Why should a bowling alley be quiet?
So you can hear a pin drop!
The beauty with bowling is that you can get three strikes, but you still remain in the game.
The crowd had filled up the venue and everyone was waiting for the bowling alley to open. Finally, they got the ball rolling.
When I got my first job at the bowling alley, I was only tenpin.
Good bowlers always keep their minds out of the gutter.
When you go with an army general onto a bowling alley, he will start bowling even before you enter his name on the scoreboard.
In a conversation between one pin and another, one said, “Let us never split.”
What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?
Chances are both will end up in the gutter.
Bowlers pay a lot of money to play. This is because it is a bum per lane.
If you do bowling and for some reason you can’t hear a pin drop, something could be wrong with your bowling.
What's the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?
You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
My strategy is simple, knocking them down a pin at a time.
What's the greatest problem facing Poland?
The four-ten split.
How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?
He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt
Bowlers do not make good employees. This is because for 80% of the time, they are always going on strike.
The bowling solder decided to launch a pre-emptive strike.
Why do the blondes prefer to have se* instead of bowling?
The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.
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