Welcome to our bowling puns. These puns are a complete strike!

If you doubt whether bowling is a sport, get it from me, that yes, it is a sport, but for people who have talent to spare.
How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?
He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt
What's the difference between ginger pussy and a bowling ball?
You could eat a bowling ball if you had to.
Bowlers pay a lot of money to play. This is because it is a bum per lane.
The reason why bowling alleys are so quiet is such that you can hear a pin drop.
Ideally, the cost of a bowling game should be ten pinnies. However, with inflation, the price always goes up.
The last time I wanted to go bowling, all the pins were on strike. So I just stayed at home and watched TV instead.
At the end of the year, there is always a rock n’ bowl concert where everyone gets entertained.
What is the 7th pin in bowling called? Mother-In-Law!
It is not really much about how you bowl, but instead how you roll.
If you happen to knock down all the pins, don’t be overly excited. Spare us the details.
You cannot strike it, if you don’t try it.
When the going gets tough, let the pins fall where they may.
Why do the blondes prefer to have se* instead of bowling?
The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.
If you do bowling and for some reason you can’t hear a pin drop, something could be wrong with your bowling.
My strategy is simple, knocking them down a pin at a time.
Why are football players not allowed in bowling alleys?
After getting a strike, they spike the ball.
The bowling solder decided to launch a pre-emptive strike.
In the history of bowling, there is one bowler who floats like a butterfly and stings pretty much like a bee. His name is Muhammad Alley.
There is a specific type of cats who love to go bowling. They are known as alley cats.
The basic rule in the bowling game is to ensure you leave no pin standing.
There is a commonality between a thanksgiving and a bowler guest. They both love turkey.
Good bowlers always keep their minds out of the gutter.
Why should a bowling alley be quiet?
So you can hear a pin drop!
When I got my first job at the bowling alley, I was only tenpin.
What's the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?
You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
What is the difference between Barry Zito and bowling icon Walter Ray Williams, Jr.?
Walter Ray Williams, Jr. knows how to throw a strike.
The bowling team of which I am captain is known lightning. This is because we get countless strikes.
What did the bowling pins do?
They went on strike.
The moto of their school bowling team was ‘let’s knock em down’.