Why was the tree so embarrassed during the winter? After her leaves fell, she felt naked.
What is the hardest part about being a tree? You have so many limbs, but you still can’t walk.
Where do the mushroom family keep their umbrellas, coats and shoes? In their porch-ini!
What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?
Brrrr – itos.
What happens when you blend an artificial waterway with a tree? You get a root canal.
Why did the Sugar Maple have to go to the dentist? It really needed a root canal.
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
An ice burger extra cheese.
How one snowman greets the other one?
Ice to meet you.
Why do some trees hate playing checkers? Because they are true chess-nuts.
What does an alcoholic flower say when they reach out for help?
Lilac the ability to stop.
If the sun shines while it’s snowing, what should you look for?
Snowbows.
What did the grouchy mushroom say to the loud mushroom? - Put a cap on it.
Why did the aspen date the poplar? She really found him to be in-tree-guing.
How do you keep the snow from giving you cold feet?
Don’t go around BRRfooted!
Why didn’t Guns N Roses turn up for the gig when it was snowing?
Axel Froze.
Did you hear about the bank that wanted to put an ATM up a tree? If it works, they are going to expand the idea to other branches.
Why wouldn’t the squirrel collect the oak’s acorns today? She called in sick and then went to the beech.
What do chic evergreens wear for cruelty-free fashion? Faux fir.
What did the conifer say when he finally got alone with his crush? It’s just yew and me, baby.
What are the best mushrooms to have with a jacket potato? Button mushrooms!
What has leaves, is green and a trunk? A houseplant heading on vacation.
Why are we only concerned about snowmen not snowwomen?
Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
Why don’t trees travel in groups? Because two’s a company, but tree’s a crowd.
Why did the flower take her husband back after he cheated?
She rose above it.
What do you see when an elephant hides behind a tree?
The trunks
Why did the banana tree have to make a doctor’s appointment during the hurricane? Her fruit was peeling under the weather.
What does a flower therapist ask her patients?
Are you feeling bouquet?
What do you call flowers who are bffs?
Buds.
Did you hear about the aspen who fell for the loggers’ scam? The copse wood not believe she fell for it.
What do you call an old snowman?
Water.
How the tree introduce themselves to the dentist?
“Implant”
What type of tree can be put inside your hand? A palm tree.
Why were the spruces in a group of three? They like to travel as a tree-o.
I was not allowed to do my stand up act at the mushroom comedy show. I guess I am not a fungi.
Why was the sapling crying to her mom? She said the big trees wouldn’t leaf her alone.
Not many people liked the new tree I planted.
It wasn’t very poplar.
Whats a bad flower pick-up line?
Lets put our tulips together?
What do you say to a flower after a breakup?
Get clover it.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
The only way the mushroom could think of decorating his house was with toadstools.
When darkness sets in, fungi much like many other organisms go to sleep, but in mush-rooms.
There is always a first time to everything. For instance, when you take a mushroom either for lunch or dinner, you will be amazed at how magical it is.
What did the cactus wear with their suit?
A cactie.
What did the tree say after someone hit it? We should really call the copse.
You can virtually stay in any room. The only one you can’t is the mush-room because it is reserved for fungi.
What do you say when you want a flower to drive faster?
Floret.
Why do toadstools grow so close to each other? They do not need mushroom to grow.
What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?
Cold cash!
Getting my toy drone stuck in the tree isn’t the worst thing that happened to me today.
But it’s definitely up there.
What did the dessert say to the Granny Smith tree?
You’re the apple of my pie.
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