What does the youngest flower child say?
Last bud not least!
What do you call a gangsta snowman?
Froze-T.
Why did the banana tree have to make a doctor’s appointment during the hurricane? Her fruit was peeling under the weather.
What did Sherlock Holmes say when he caught the Christmas tree bandit? It was elemen-tree, my dear Watt-son.
. How can you easily identify a dogwood tree? By listening to the bark.
What do flowers study in college?
STEM.
Today I helped father-in-law to fix his plants
it was very grounding.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
What type of diet did the snowman go on?
The Meltdown Diet.
Did you hear the joke about the elephant who was stuck in a tree last spring? To get down, she had to sit down on a branch and wait until fall.
If you live in an igloo made of snow, what’s the worst thing about global warming?
No privacy!
I was not allowed to do my stand up act at the mushroom comedy show. I guess I am not a fungi.
If trees could kill you, they wood.
A team of mushrooms was playing basketball against a team of cabbages. The mushrooms won. Everyone cheered for the champignons.
Which tree is more annoying, pine or oak?
Pine. Because pine needles while oak leaves.
What do you say when you want a flower to drive faster?
Floret.
Look Honey, a cactus!
I haven't seen that many pricks in one place since your family was in for Thanksgiving!
I told my friend a tree pun.
He was stumped.
Did you hear about the flower who gave an ultimatum to her husband?
She told him once and floral.
Why is it impossible to have a balanced conversation with a female mushroom? - Because shiitake too much!
I think there's something wrong with the cactus I'm growing...
But I can't put my finger on it.
What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?
A snowmobile!
Did you hear about the lazy flower who finally got his act together?
He just needed a kick in the bud.
How do you keep the snow from giving you cold feet?
Don’t go around BRRfooted!
How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed?
You wake up wet!
What do poplars bring to war? They bring their infan-tree.
What do you call a tree with no tinsel, baubles, or topping?
A tree.
What side of the tree contains the most leaves? The outside, of course.
Finally put up the Christmas tree...
It really spruced up the room.
I dropped my cactus the other day
Worst part is, I caught it
So I cut down a tree using my vision today
It’s true, I SAW it with my own eyes.
What type of room do you eat? A mush room.
Over the years, my neighbour has buried his deceased pets in his backyard, and to his surprise, a plant has sprung up.
It's a Cemer Tree.
What did the bride say to her new husband at their wedding? - I love you so mush-groom!
What kind of alcohol do flowers drink?
Rosé.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren.
I was thinking about using a mushroom to poison someone. My morel stopped me.
Why are Christmas trees so clean? They know how to spruce things up.
What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A snow-fake!
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
I was going to try putting a mushroom into my cola. I wanted to be a my cola gist.
What is a cactus’ favorite MC Hammer song?
Can’t touch this.
What did the flower do when she was challenged?
Rose to the occasion.
What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A snowmobile.
Did you hear about the aspen who fell for the loggers’ scam? The copse wood not believe she fell for it.
What did the rock say after it rolled into a tree? Nothing because rocks can’t talk.
What do you call a grandpa flower?
Poppy.
What do pines eat for breakfast? Past-trees.
What do chic evergreens wear for cruelty-free fashion? Faux fir.
Why did the sapling jump in the ocean? He wanted to swim with the manatrees.