Plant Puns

Welcome to the ever-growing Plant Puns section!

Where did the Adansonia tree go to get a quick trim? To the baobarber.
What do trees drink at their parties? Root beer.
What did the nut tree say when his wife left him? I walnut stand for this!
What’s an ig?
A snow house without a loo!
In the mushroom bus, one mushroom said to the other, "Please scoot over, there is not mush room."
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
The plant was tired of being boring.
It has decided to turn over a new leaf.
What do plants and homies have in common?
I love watching them grow.
When finally the encyclopedia on mushrooms was out, it was given the title ‘A Fungi-de to the Mushrooms’.
Are you a cactus?
Because you're a prick
Why are bad knitters and Christmas trees alike? They both drop their needles.
Is it hard to count conifers? It’s as simple as one, two, tree!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
Next time you’re feeling down, just remember: your plants are rooting for you. Literally!
We all know that rooms are just empty spaces, and no one can even dream of making a delicacy out of them. The only room is the mushroom.
Today isn’t the day to be making jokes about the weather.
It’s snow joke.
Why are trees a popular Christmas decoration? They look good in boughs.
What did the snowman eat?
Icebergs with chilli sauce.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for Fresh Prints!
Why won’t the mushroom buy a couch? - He prefers toadstools.
The only way the mushroom could think of decorating his house was with toadstools.
Why do trees make the worst enemies?
Because they are the best at throwing shade.
Why did the dunce get hurt after raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.
What do you call a giant mushroom? Hu-fungus.
What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?
Brrrr – itos.
What looks like half a pine tree? The other half.
Why can’t a Christmas tree sew? It keeps dropping its needles.
What do you call an old snowman?
Water.
What is a flower’s favorite Journey song?
Don’t stop be-leafing.
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