What did the flower say when he wanted a second chance?
I’ll grow on you.
What do plants and homies have in common?
I love watching them grow.
I fernly beleaf my tree puns are qualitree, you can leaf me alone if you disagreen.
What does the birch like to study in school? Chemistree.
What does a stick say when it falls down?
"Wood you help me up?"
What did the conifer say when he finally got alone with his crush? It’s just yew and me, baby.
My friend has just won the tallest Christmas tree competition
I thought to myself, 'How can you top that?
There’s two balloons in the desert. One says look out for that cactus!
The other goes What Cactussssss...
Farmers were in an all out war to decide which vegetable they would plant
It was resolved with a Peas Treaty.
Finally put up the Christmas tree...
It really spruced up the room.
What is the trees favorite fruit? Pine-apple.
What did the flower say when he saw his date?
I think you’re dandy, and I’m not lion!
What type of room do you eat? A mush room.
My wife wanted to plant flowers
Problem is she hasn’t botany.
Did you hear about the flower who gave an ultimatum to her husband?
She told him once and floral.
What did the tree tell the drill? You bore me.
Why didn’t the flower get a second date?
He was garden variety.
What’s an ig?
A snow house without a loo!
What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?
Cold cash!
What do you call a tree with no tinsel, baubles, or topping?
A tree.
Why do trees always walk so slowly? All they can do is lumber around.
Whats a bad flower pick-up line?
Lets put our tulips together?
What did the flower say after he told a joke?
I was just pollen your leg!
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
Did you hear about the big company that made syrup from contaminated trees? They maple their syrup from the shelves.
How do you know you’re in love with a flower?
Not a daisy goes by where you don’t think of them.
Why are flowers so good at problem-solving?
They know how to nip things in the bud.
What did the flower tell his son before a big game?
I’m rooting for you.
Did you hear about one flower who went on a date with another flower?
It’s a budding romance.
What does a flower say when they’re offering you a job?
Take it or leaf it.
Did you hear about the flower who was struck in a hit and run?
She was leafed for dead.
What type of car did the mushroom drive by in? A spores car.
What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?
A snowmobile!
What did the flower say when her son went off to college?
I be-leaf in you.
What did the teacher say when he sent the naughty student out of the (mush)room? - You’re in big truffle young man!
Mushrooms always hate going to school. They feel inferior before the rest because they are always so spore-d.
What did the tree say when it fell down?
"Call pine one one!"
What did the bride say to her new husband at their wedding? - I love you so mush-groom!
What did one cactus say to the other cactus ?
"Lookin sharp !"
What do trees drink at their parties? Root beer.
Scientists have genetically modified a Venus Fly Trap to have the skin of a cactus
They say its bark is worse than its bite.
Why did the mushroom need time off work? Because he was fried.
I wanna tell a joke about a girl who eats plants.
You've probably never heard of herbivore.
What did the snowman eat?
Icebergs with chilli sauce.
What did the grouchy mushroom say to the loud mushroom? - Put a cap on it.
What did the rock say after it rolled into a tree? Nothing because rocks can’t talk.
Is it hard to count conifers? It’s as simple as one, two, tree!
Which tree is more annoying, pine or oak?
Pine. Because pine needles while oak leaves.
I just found out what animal’s been getting into my avocado plants...
It was a guaca-mole.
Why was the evergreen so lonely in high school? She was always pining to become a part of the poplar kids.
Today isn’t the day to be making jokes about the weather.
It’s snow joke.
Who did Prince Mushroom fall in love with at the royal ball? - Chanterella!
What do flowers study in college?
STEM.