How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
What is the tree’s least favorite month of the year? SepTIMBERRRR.
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank.
Where do the mushroom family keep their umbrellas, coats and shoes? In their porch-ini!
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
An ice burger extra cheese.
What did the tree say after someone hit it? We should really call the copse.
Why couldn’t the oak tree make friends? All of the other trees thought that he was a bit shady.
How do you get into the mush-room? Ring the porta-bella.
How do you know you’re in love with a flower?
Not a daisy goes by where you don’t think of them.
What do aspens wear to school? A tree-shirt.
A woman who gave birth in a tree was sent to jail
She was charged with treeson
What is the hardest part about being a tree? You have so many limbs, but you still can’t walk.
I think there's something wrong with the cactus I'm growing...
But I can't put my finger on it.
Why did the lettuce and the mushroom break up? The lettuce was pretty but the mushroom did not have much room for her in his life.
What is it called when a tree stabs his friend in the back?
A be-tree-yal
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman.
What did the snowman order at Wendy’s?
A Frosty.
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
What did the tree say when it fell down?
"Call pine one one!"
Why didn’t the flower get a second date?
He was garden variety.
Did you hear about one flower who went on a date with another flower?
It’s a budding romance.
What does a flower say when they’re offering you a job?
Take it or leaf it.
Did you hear about the flower who was struck in a hit and run?
She was leafed for dead.
If you are preparing jacket potatoes, your choice vegetables should be button mushrooms.
Why did the banana tree have to make a doctor’s appointment during the hurricane? Her fruit was peeling under the weather.
At the party, the vegetarian girl won’t eat the mushrooms, reason being, somebody told her that they were oyster mushrooms.
Why are trees so silly? All of their puns arboring and acorny.
Why are trees a popular Christmas decoration? They look good in boughs.
There’s two balloons in the desert. One says look out for that cactus!
The other goes What Cactussssss...
What type of room do you eat? A mush room.
What did the grouchy mushroom say to the loud mushroom? - Put a cap on it.
Why do flowers always drive so fast?
They put the petal to the metal.
How do you describe an acorn in one sentence? In a nutshell, it is an oak tree.
Next time you’re feeling down, just remember: your plants are rooting for you. Literally!
Look Honey, a cactus!
I haven't seen that many pricks in one place since your family was in for Thanksgiving!
Why was the pine tree always in trouble? It kept being knotty.
Where do saplings graduate from? Elementree school.
What type of mushrooms can you put on a jacket? Button mushrooms.
What does a flower therapist ask her patients?
Are you feeling bouquet?
Why are trees the largest plant? Because they are truly tree-mendous.
How did the pines and firs end their war? With a tree-ty.
What did the Jedi tell the sacred tree? May the forest be with you.
What does the mushroom say to his lover? – “I have so mush-room in my heart for you, baby!”
What do you call a grandpa flower?
Poppy.
Why was the dogwood always making bad choices? Because he kept barking up the wrong tree.
The plant was tired of being boring.
It has decided to turn over a new leaf.
When Mr. Mushroom saw Miss Mushroom, he didn’t hesitate to ask her out on a date because he had she was such a fungi-rl.
What is a mountains favorite type of candy?
Snow caps.
Why was the tree doctor so good at his job? He could always get to the root of the problem.
What did the eskimo say when he chopped down a tree?
Tim-brrr
A team of mushrooms was playing basketball against a team of cabbages. The mushrooms won. Everyone cheered for the champignons.
What types of books do pines read? Poetree books.
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