What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!