Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
Why did the magician have to cancel his show? Because he just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.