What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited.
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!