What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
Why did the magician have to cancel his show? Because he just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
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