Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
Why did the magician have to cancel his show? Because he just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
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