Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
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