What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
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