Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited.
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
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