What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
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