Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
Why did the magician have to cancel his show? Because he just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.