What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited.
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
Why did the magician have to cancel his show? Because he just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
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