How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited.
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
Why did the magician have to cancel his show? Because he just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
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