How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
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