Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
Why did the magician have to cancel his show? Because he just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited.
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
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