Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
Why did the magician have to cancel his show? Because he just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited.
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
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