Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
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