Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
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