How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.