What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
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