I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
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