Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
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