Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited.
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