Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited.
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
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