Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
Why did the magician have to cancel his show? Because he just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
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