How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
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