Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.