Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!