How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
Why did the magician have to cancel his show? Because he just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited.
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
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