What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
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