What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited.
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
Why did the magician have to cancel his show? Because he just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
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