A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
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