How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
Why did the magician have to cancel his show? Because he just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited.
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.