How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
Why did the magician have to cancel his show? Because he just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited.
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
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