Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
Why did the magician have to cancel his show? Because he just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited.
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
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