Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited.
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
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