What did the introverted pig say when asked why they don’t like socializing?
“I’m not a people porcine.”
What did the pig say to his friend who had been cheated upon?
Please don't go bacon this relationship.
What’s the super-confusing way that pigs say I love you? “I a-boar-you.”
If you want to name a smart pig, name him Cunningham.
Why are pigs awful basketball players?
They hog the ball.
What advice did the grandpa pig have for his kids?
“Don’t take anything for grunted.”
What do you get when you pick a pig’s nose?
Ham boogers.
When a pig takes out a loan, he becomes a boar-ower.
What’s the difference between hot potato and a flying pig? One’s a heated yam, and the other is a yeeted ham.
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
What do you call a pig that gets the test answer wrong?
Mistaken bacon.
Why don’t pigs eat cake? Because they’re morally opposed to bacon.
What do you call it when a beautiful woman tries to trick you into giving her a pig?
A bae con.
What do you call a cold, angry pig? A ham-brr-grr.
Why did the pig get fired? Insu-boar-dination.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
A pork chop.
How can you tell you’re in a pig wine bar? Because everything’s swine.
What happens when you play tug-of-war with a pug?
Pulled pork!
What do you have left after a pig eats a watermelon?
Pork rinds.
What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A piiig!
What’s the one way you should never greet a male pig? “Sow, what’s up?”
What did Mama pig ask her kids every day after school?
“Hoofeels hungry?”
What do you call it when a pig loses its memory? Hamnesia.
Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?
Because he was a boar.
Walking through the farm and a group of pigs jumped out of a tree on me.
It was a hambush.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
A pig just won the lottery. What do you call him?
Filthy rich.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
What’s the first line of the pig bible? “In the bacon-ing…”
What’s it called when a bunch of pigs compete in athletic games?
The Olympigs
Why don’t pigs eat cake? Because they’re morally opposed to bacon.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
What do pigs do on the evening of February 14th?
They have a valenswines dinner.
What do you call an imaginary pig? A pig-ment of your imagination.
Why do pigs make awful football players?
They don’t like playing with the “pig skin.”
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