Where do penguins go to the movies?
At the dive-in!
How did the penguin pass his driving test?
He winged it.
What does a penguin where to the beach?
An ice cap.
Why are penguins good race drivers?
Because they’re always in the pole position!
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!
What do penguins drink during the summer?
Iced tea.
How do Penguins drink their cola?
On the rocks.
What do you call a happy penguin?
a Pen-Grin!
Where does a penguin go when it loses its tail?
A re-tail store.
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball!
Who is a penguin’s favourite family member?
Aunt Artica.
Where does a 500-pound penguin sit?
Anywhere it wants.
What do you get when a penguin lays an egg on a hill?
An eggroll.
What do you call fifty penguins at the North Pole?
Really lost. (Penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere)!
What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice burg-ers.
What do Penguins sing on a birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.
How does a penguin get around?
By icicle.
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd!
What do you give a sick penguin?
Tweetment.
What do Penguins like to eat?
Brrrrrrrritos.
Why are there no penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
Who is a Penguin’s favorite pop star?
Seal.
Why did the penguin cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
To go with the floe!
What birds like to write?
Penguins!
How do penguins drink?
Out of beak-ers!
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets!
How do penguins make a decision?
Flipper coin.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets.
Where does a penguin keep its money?
In a snow bank.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps!
What do you call a happy penguin?
A penGRIN.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
What does an evil penguin lay?
Deviled eggs.
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball.
What do penguins sing at a birthday party?
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
What’s black, white and red all over?
A penguin with a sunburn.
What do you call a cold penguin?
A Brrr-d.
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