What do you call a cold penguin?
A Brrr-d.
What did the penguin say after he went shopping?
Put it on my bill.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets.
What’s a penguin’s favorite salad?
Iceberg lettuce!
What do penguins sing at a birthday party?
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
What do you get when a penguin lays an egg on a hill?
An eggroll.
Where does a penguin keep its money?
In a snow bank.
Why are there no penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
What do you call a happy penguin?
A penGRIN.
What do you call a happy penguin?
a Pen-Grin!
What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice-bergers!
What does an evil penguin lay?
Deviled eggs.
Who is a Penguin’s favorite pop star?
Seal.
How does a penguin build it’s house?
Igloos it together.
What’s black and white, black and white, and black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.
What do penguins drink during the summer?
Iced tea.
How does a penguin get around?
By icicle.
What do you give a sick penguin?
Tweetment.
What do Penguins sing on a birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.
Why don’t you see penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
What do you call fifty penguins at the North Pole?
Really lost. (Penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere)!
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
Why don’t penguins fly?
They are not tall enough to be pilots.
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd!
Where does a penguin go when it loses its tail?
A re-tail store.
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball.
Who is a penguin’s favourite family member?
Aunt Artica.
Where does a 500-pound penguin sit?
Anywhere it wants.
Where do penguins keep their money?
In a snow bank!
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!
Why don’t Penguins like rock music?
They only like sole.
How did the penguin pass his driving test?
He winged it.
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
How do penguins make a decision?
Flipper coin.
Why are penguins good race drivers?
Because they’re always in the pole position.
How do Penguins drink their cola?
On the rocks.
Who’s the penguin’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt-Arctica.