What birds like to write?
Penguins!
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets.
Why don’t penguins fly?
They are not tall enough to be pilots.
What’s black and white, black and white, and black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.
How does a penguin make pancakes?
With its flippers.
What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice burg-ers.
What’s a penguin’s favorite salad?
Iceberg lettuce!
How do penguins drink?
Out of beak-ers!