Where do penguins go swimming?
At the South Pool!
What do Penguins sing on a birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.
What’s black and white, black and white, and black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.
What do Penguins like to eat?
Brrrrrrrritos.
How do penguins drink?
Out of beak-ers!
Where does a penguin go when it loses its tail?
A re-tail store.
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd.
Who is a penguin’s favourite family member?
Aunt Artica.
How do penguins drink?
Out of beak-ers.
What do you call a cold penguin?
A Brrr-d.
Who is a Penguin’s favorite pop star?
Seal.
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball.
What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice burg-ers.
What did the penguin say after he went shopping?
Put it on my bill.
What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?
Starfish.
Why are penguins good race drivers?
Because they’re always in the pole position!
How does a penguin make pancakes?
With its flippers.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
Why are penguins good race drivers?
Because they’re always in the pole position.
Why did the penguin cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
How does a penguin get around?
By icicle.
Why are there no penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
What do you get when a penguin lays an egg on a hill?
An eggroll.
What did the sea say to the penguin?
Nothing, it just waved.
How do Penguins drink their cola?
On the rocks.
How do you get down off an penguin?
You don’t – you get down off a duck.
What does a magician penguin say?
“Pick a cod, any cod…”
Who’s the penguin’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt-Arctica.
What is a penguin racing driver’s favourite part of the car?
The Eggs-celerator.
What does a penguin where to the beach?
An ice cap.
Why did the penguin cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t chicken.
What do you call fifty penguins at the North Pole?
Really lost. (Penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere)!
What do you give a sick penguin?
Tweetment.
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball!
What do you call a penguin in a shell suit?
An egg.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets!
What do you call a happy penguin?
a Pen-Grin!
What does an evil penguin lay?
Deviled eggs.
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd!
Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they haven’t got any pockets.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
To go with the floe!
Where does a penguin keep its money?
In a snow bank.
Why was the penguin so annoying?
Because he was always fishing for complements.
What do penguins sing at a birthday party?
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
What birds like to write?
Penguins!
Why don’t Penguins like rock music?
They only like sole.
Where do penguins go to the movies?
At the dive-in!
What’s a penguin’s favorite salad?
Iceberg lettuce!
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets.
Why was the penguin a good race car driver?
He always started in pole position.
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