What do you call a happy penguin?
A penGRIN.
Who is a Penguin’s favorite pop star?
Seal.
What’s black and white, black and white, and black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
To go with the floe!
What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice burg-ers.
Where does a 500-pound penguin sit?
Anywhere it wants.
Why don’t penguins fly?
They are not tall enough to be pilots.
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball.
How does a penguin get around?
By icicle.
What do you call a cold penguin?
A Brrr-d.
What’s a penguin’s favorite salad?
Iceberg lettuce!
How do you get down off an penguin?
You don’t – you get down off a duck.
What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?
Starfish.
How do Penguins drink their cola?
On the rocks.
Why was the penguin a good race car driver?
He always started in pole position.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
What did one Emperor Penguin say to the other?
Nothing, he just gave him the cold shoulder.
What did the sea say to the penguin?
Nothing, it just waved.
What is a penguin racing driver’s favourite part of the car?
The Eggs-celerator.
Who is a penguin’s favourite family member?
Aunt Artica.
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball!
Where do penguins keep their money?
In a snow bank!
What birds like to write?
Penguins!
How do penguins drink?
Out of beak-ers!
What do you call fifty penguins at the North Pole?
Really lost. (Penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere)!
Where do penguins go swimming?
At the South Pool!
What do you call a happy penguin?
a Pen-Grin!
What do penguins sing at a birthday party?
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they haven’t got any pockets.
How did the penguin pass his driving test?
He winged it.
What does a penguin where to the beach?
An ice cap.
How does a penguin make pancakes?
With its flippers.
Who’s the penguin’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt-Arctica.
Why was the penguin popular?
Because he was an ice guy.
What does an evil penguin lay?
Deviled eggs.
What do Penguins like to eat?
Brrrrrrrritos.
Why did the penguin cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t chicken.
What do you give a sick penguin?
Tweetment.
Which side of a penguin has the most feathers?
The outside.
Why are there no penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
How do penguins drink?
Out of beak-ers.
Where does a penguin keep its money?
In a snow bank.
How does a penguin build it’s house?
Igloos it together.
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd!
What do you get when a penguin lays an egg on a hill?
An eggroll.
What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice-bergers!
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps!
What do you call a penguin in a shell suit?
An egg.
What do Penguins sing on a birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets.
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