Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they haven’t got any pockets.
Who’s the penguin’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt-Arctica.
Which side of a penguin has the most feathers?
The outside.
Who is a penguin’s favourite family member?
Aunt Artica.
How do you get down off an penguin?
You don’t – you get down off a duck.
Why are penguins good race drivers?
Because they’re always in the pole position.
What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?
Starfish.
What do you call a happy penguin?
a Pen-Grin!
What do penguins drink during the summer?
Iced tea.
How does a penguin build it’s house?
Igloos it together.
Where do penguins go to the movies?
At the dive-in!
What did the penguin say after he went shopping?
Put it on my bill.
Why was the penguin a good race car driver?
He always started in pole position.
Why did the penguin cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t chicken.
What do Penguins sing on a birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.
What’s black and white, black and white, and black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.
What do you call a cold penguin?
A Brrr-d.
How do penguins drink?
Out of beak-ers.
Why was the penguin popular?
Because he was an ice guy.
What do you call fifty penguins at the North Pole?
Really lost. (Penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere)!
What do penguins sing at a birthday party?
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd!
What did one Emperor Penguin say to the other?
Nothing, he just gave him the cold shoulder.
What does an evil penguin lay?
Deviled eggs.
How do penguins drink?
Out of beak-ers!
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets!
What do you call a penguin in a shell suit?
An egg.
Why are penguins good race drivers?
Because they’re always in the pole position!
What birds like to write?
Penguins!
How does a penguin make pancakes?
With its flippers.
What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice burg-ers.
Where does a penguin keep its money?
In a snow bank.
What do you call a happy penguin?
A penGRIN.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
To go with the floe!
What is a penguin racing driver’s favourite part of the car?
The Eggs-celerator.
Where do penguins keep their money?
In a snow bank!
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets.
How did the penguin pass his driving test?
He winged it.
What did the sea say to the penguin?
Nothing, it just waved.
Where do penguins go swimming?
At the South Pool!
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball!
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps!
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd.
How do Penguins drink their cola?
On the rocks.
Why did the penguin cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Where does a penguin go when it loses its tail?
A re-tail store.
What do you give a sick penguin?
Tweetment.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice-bergers!
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