My friend’s parrot lost his beak in a fan accident and he wanted to find a prosthetic. I sent him to my Uncle Tony.
He fits the bill.
Why was the Pirate sad when his parrot left him?.
It gave him the cold shoulder.
What do you call a parrot without feathers? Bald!
My uncles petshop really started doing well when he started selling parrots. They literally flew off the shelves.
Why are parrots so loyal? They are a man of their bird!
Why are two parrots better than one? One parrot can't carry a coconut, but toucan!
Would you mind watching my pet parrot while I’m out, as long as it’s not too much of a birden?
What does the mummy parrot say to her baby? Beak-areful!
What is the only animal smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee!
My fat parrot escaped from its cage... To be honest, it's a weight off my shoulders!
I just learned how to speak parrot.
I just learned how to speak parrot.
I went into a pet shop and said: "I would like a pet parrot for my daughter."
Confused, the owner replied: "Sorry, we don't do swaps."
Why are parrots the life of the party? Every day is their bird-day!
What do you call memory loss in a parrot?
Polynesia
What do you call a funny parrot spoof
A parody
What do you call a parrot that flew away?
A polygon.
What do you get if you cross a pigeon and a parrot? Voicemail!
Q. What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A. A walkie talkie!
What do you call a parrot that won’t eat?
A Polly-no-meal.
What is a baby parrot's favourite game? Beak-a-boo!
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