My friend’s parrot lost his beak in a fan accident and he wanted to find a prosthetic. I sent him to my Uncle Tony.
He fits the bill.
What has four legs, four eyes, and a net? Four pirates looking for a lost parrot!
My fat parrot escaped from its cage... To be honest, it's a weight off my shoulders!
What always succeeds? A toothless parrot! (sucks seeds)
What can one parrot do?
Not as much as toucan.
Do you think you know more parrot jokes than me? Toucan play that game!
What does the parrot get at the end of a restaurant meal? The bill!
Why are parrots so good at improvisation? Because they know how to wing it!
Why did the parrot cross the road? Just beak-ause!
To the person who stole my coffee, my lamp, and my parrot…
I don’t know how you sleep at night.
Where do parrots get away on holiday? To the beak!
Where do parrots invest their money?
In the stork market
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A bird that talks your ears off.
Why are two parrots better than one? One parrot can't carry a coconut, but toucan!
What is the only animal smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee!
Why are parrots so loyal? They are a man of their bird!
Would you mind watching my pet parrot while I’m out, as long as it’s not too much of a birden?
What do you call a parrot that flew away?
A polygon.
What do you call a parrot without feathers? Bald!
What does the mummy parrot say to her baby? Beak-areful!
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