My pet parrot, Nickel, just passed away.
Now I have a Nickel-less cage.
Why are two parrots better than one? One parrot can't carry a coconut, but toucan!
What do you call a funny parrot spoof
A parody
I'm giving away a free legless parrot.
No perches necessary.
I can’t decide how to finish this wooden sign telling my parrot that she’s become a member of the Scottish aristocracy
Polyurethane?
What do you call a parrot that flew away?
A polygon.
If I had a talking parrot, the first thing I would teach it to say is "Help, they've turned me into a parrot!"
I just learned how to speak parrot.
I just learned how to speak parrot.
What is the only animal smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee!
What is a parrot's favourite colour shade?
Polly-chromatic
I went into a pet shop and said: "I would like a pet parrot for my daughter."
Confused, the owner replied: "Sorry, we don't do swaps."
What does the parrot get at the end of a restaurant meal? The bill!
What can one parrot do?
Not as much as toucan.
Why was the Pirate sad when his parrot left him?.
It gave him the cold shoulder.
I'm giving away my legless parrot, no perches necessary!
Where do parrots invest their money?
In the stork market
What do you call memory loss in a parrot?
Polynesia
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?
A bird that talks in morse code!
Why are parrots so loyal? They are a man of their bird!
What do you name a synthetic parrot?
PollyEster
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