I just learned how to speak parrot.
I just learned how to speak parrot.
If you have a parrot, it says a lot about you!
If I had a talking parrot, the first thing I would teach it to say is "Help, they've turned me into a parrot!"
What do you call memory loss in a parrot?
Polynesia
I'm giving away a free legless parrot.
No perches necessary.
What does the parrot get at the end of a restaurant meal? The bill!
What always succeeds? A toothless parrot! (sucks seeds)
My pet parrot, Nickel, just passed away.
Now I have a Nickel-less cage.
Why did the parrot cross the road? Just beak-ause!
Where do parrots get away on holiday? To the beak!
My fat parrot escaped from its cage... To be honest, it's a weight off my shoulders!
What has four legs, four eyes, and a net? Four pirates looking for a lost parrot!
In order to be efficient, I named my parrots Roger, Gene, and Mick.
Two Byrds, one Stone.
What do you call a parrot with an umbrella? Polly unsaturated.
Q. What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A. A walkie talkie!
Why was the Pirate sad when his parrot left him?.
It gave him the cold shoulder.
What can one parrot do?
Not as much as toucan.
What do you name a synthetic parrot?
PollyEster
My uncles petshop really started doing well when he started selling parrots. They literally flew off the shelves.
A well-loved parrot died, and was digitally immortalized in a 3D rendering.
Polygon but not forgotten.
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