What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?
A bird that talks in morse code!
What does the like to parrot wear to the beach? A beak-ini!
I went into a pet shop and said: "I would like a pet parrot for my daughter."
Confused, the owner replied: "Sorry, we don't do swaps."
Where do parrots invest their money?
In the stork market
Would you mind watching my pet parrot while I’m out, as long as it’s not too much of a birden?
What is a parrot's favourite colour shade?
Polly-chromatic
Why was the Pirate sad when his parrot left him?.
It gave him the cold shoulder.
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A bird that talks your ears off.
If I had a talking parrot, the first thing I would teach it to say is "Help, they've turned me into a parrot!"
What do you call memory loss in a parrot?
Polynesia
My friend said, "I bought a parrot for my son that has red and blue feathers."
I said, "Your son must look very strange."
My friend’s parrot lost his beak in a fan accident and he wanted to find a prosthetic. I sent him to my Uncle Tony.
He fits the bill.
What do you call a parrot that won’t eat?
A Polly-no-meal.
What is the only animal smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee!
What does the parrot get at the end of a restaurant meal? The bill!
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Hide and Speak!
What do you call a parrot with an umbrella? Polly unsaturated.
Where do parrots get away on holiday? To the beak!
Why are parrots so loyal? They are a man of their bird!
Why are parrots so good at imitations? They love parrot-y! (parody)
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