Q. What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A. A walkie talkie!
Why did the parrot cross the road? Just beak-ause!
What always succeeds? A toothless parrot! (sucks seeds)
Where do parrots invest their money?
In the stork market
What do you call a parrot without feathers? Bald!
Why are parrots so good at improvisation? Because they know how to wing it!
What has four legs, four eyes, and a net? Four pirates looking for a lost parrot!
What does the mummy parrot say to her baby? Beak-areful!
I'm giving away a free legless parrot.
No perches necessary.
I'm giving away my legless parrot, no perches necessary!
A well-loved parrot died, and was digitally immortalized in a 3D rendering.
Polygon but not forgotten.
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Hide and Speak!
In order to be efficient, I named my parrots Roger, Gene, and Mick.
Two Byrds, one Stone.
Why are parrots the life of the party? Every day is their bird-day!
Where do parrots get away on holiday? To the beak!
I just learned how to speak parrot.
I just learned how to speak parrot.
If you have a parrot, it says a lot about you!
Why are parrots so loyal? They are a man of their bird!
My fat parrot escaped from its cage... To be honest, it's a weight off my shoulders!
Why are parrots so good at imitations? They love parrot-y! (parody)
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