A well-loved parrot died, and was digitally immortalized in a 3D rendering.
Polygon but not forgotten.
What can one parrot do?
Not as much as toucan.
In order to be efficient, I named my parrots Roger, Gene, and Mick.
Two Byrds, one Stone.
What is the only animal smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee!
My friend said, "I bought a parrot for my son that has red and blue feathers."
I said, "Your son must look very strange."
Why are two parrots better than one? One parrot can't carry a coconut, but toucan!
Do you think you know more parrot jokes than me? Toucan play that game!
Why are parrots so good at imitations? They love parrot-y! (parody)
Why are parrots so good at improvisation? Because they know how to wing it!
I know a guy who absolutely loves his pet Parrot.
He is Polly-Amorous.
If you have a parrot, it says a lot about you!
What always succeeds? A toothless parrot! (sucks seeds)
I went into a pet shop and said: "I would like a pet parrot for my daughter."
Confused, the owner replied: "Sorry, we don't do swaps."
My friend’s parrot lost his beak in a fan accident and he wanted to find a prosthetic. I sent him to my Uncle Tony.
He fits the bill.
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A bird that talks your ears off.
What do you call a parrot that won’t eat?
A Polly-no-meal.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
What do you get if you cross a pigeon and a parrot? Voicemail!
Why was the Pirate sad when his parrot left him?.
It gave him the cold shoulder.
Where do parrots get away on holiday? To the beak!
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