I just learned how to speak parrot.
I just learned how to speak parrot.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
My friend’s parrot lost his beak in a fan accident and he wanted to find a prosthetic. I sent him to my Uncle Tony.
He fits the bill.
What do you call a parrot without feathers? Bald!
Why are parrots so good at imitations? They love parrot-y! (parody)
Why are parrots so loyal? They are a man of their bird!
What can one parrot do?
Not as much as toucan.
What is the only animal smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee!
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Hide and Speak!
Why was the Pirate sad when his parrot left him?.
It gave him the cold shoulder.
What does the mummy parrot say to her baby? Beak-areful!
I'm giving away my legless parrot, no perches necessary!
Where do parrots get away on holiday? To the beak!
A well-loved parrot died, and was digitally immortalized in a 3D rendering.
Polygon but not forgotten.
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A bird that talks your ears off.
What always succeeds? A toothless parrot! (sucks seeds)
My friend said, "I bought a parrot for my son that has red and blue feathers."
I said, "Your son must look very strange."
Q. What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A. A walkie talkie!
What do you call a parrot that won’t eat?
A Polly-no-meal.
To the person who stole my coffee, my lamp, and my parrot…
I don’t know how you sleep at night.
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