I'm giving away my legless parrot, no perches necessary!
Why was the Pirate sad when his parrot left him?.
It gave him the cold shoulder.
My pet parrot, Nickel, just passed away.
Now I have a Nickel-less cage.
Would you mind watching my pet parrot while I’m out, as long as it’s not too much of a birden?
Why did the parrot cross the road? Just beak-ause!
Why are parrots so good at imitations? They love parrot-y! (parody)
My friend’s parrot lost his beak in a fan accident and he wanted to find a prosthetic. I sent him to my Uncle Tony.
He fits the bill.
What has four legs, four eyes, and a net? Four pirates looking for a lost parrot!
What do you call memory loss in a parrot?
Polynesia
What do you call a funny parrot spoof
A parody
What does the parrot get at the end of a restaurant meal? The bill!
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A bird that talks your ears off.
What is a parrot's favourite colour shade?
Polly-chromatic
What do you call a parrot that flew away?
A polygon.
What can one parrot do?
Not as much as toucan.
Q. What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A. A walkie talkie!
My friend said, "I bought a parrot for my son that has red and blue feathers."
I said, "Your son must look very strange."
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Hide and Speak!
What do you call a parrot with an umbrella? Polly unsaturated.
What do you call a parrot that won’t eat?
A Polly-no-meal.