What do you call an owl with a deep voice?
A growl.
What kind of gang violence is common among owls?
A drive by hooting.
What's an owl's favorite Beatles song?
Owl You Need Is Love.
Why are owls so good at math?
They excel at owlgebra.
I was talking to a barn owl last night, when I mentioned that I'd just got engaged.
He said, "You twit! To who?"
What was the owl’s favorite Whitney Houston song?
Owl always love you.
What do you get when you cross an owl with an oyster?
Pearls of wisdom.
Did you hear the gossip about the owl who hooked up with his boss?
I won’t tell you hoo.
What's the difference between an owl and an Irish funeral?
One's awake in the night and the other's a wake in the day.
What does a well-educated owl say?
Whom.
What did the owl say to the judge?
I’m talon you, it wasn’t me.
Why do owls shower so often?
So they don’t smell fowl.
What is an owl’s dream occupation?
Flight attendant.
What is an owl’s favorite Beatles’ song?
Owl you need is love.
What do confused owls say?
Too-whit-to-why?
Did you hear about the birds of prey who opened up a resort?
It was for owl seasons.
Why do owl babies take after their dad?
Like feather, like son.
Why did the owl join Tinder?
He didn’t want to be owl by himself.
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