What do confused owls say?
Too-whit-to-why?
What do you call an owl who knows how to do magic tricks?
Hoodini.
I was talking to a barn owl last night, when I mentioned that I'd just got engaged.
He said, "You twit! To who?"
What did the owl booty text his girlfriend?
I’ve been thinking about you owl night long.
Why doesn’t an owl study for a test?
They prefer to wing it.
What is an owl’s dream occupation?
Flight attendant.
Why do owls make such bad baseball players?
Their hits are always fowl.
My dyslexia has reached a new owl.
Why are owls so good at math?
They excel at owlgebra.
What is an owl’s favorite Beatles’ song?
Owl you need is love.
What happens if an owl doesn't wash?
It smells fowl.
What's the most common form of owl-on-owl violence?
Drive by hooting.
What does an owl with an attitude have?
A scowl.
Why did the owl join Tinder?
He didn’t want to be owl by himself.
Did you hear about the owl party?
It was a hoot.
I've just thought of a really funny owl joke, but I can't use it until 2/8/20.
What did the owl’s valentine say?
You are hootiful.
Where do owls go on their honeymoon?
Their love nest.
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