My dyslexia has reached a new owl.
What do you can an owl who's been caught in the act?
A spotted owl.
What's the difference between an owl and an Irish funeral?
One's awake in the night and the other's a wake in the day.
Why doesn’t an owl study for a test?
They prefer to wing it.
What do you call an owl who knows how to do magic tricks?
Hoodini.
What is an owl who has been caught called?
A spotted owl.
What is a medieval owl called?
A knight owl.
Why do owls make such bad baseball players?
Their hits are always fowl.
What kind of books do owls read?
Hoo-dunnits.
My wife tried to claim she was a night owl.
She was lying though, because when I tried to turn her head through 270 degrees, her neck snapped.
What do you call a smartass bird of prey?
A know it owl.
What is an owl’s favorite Beatles’ song?
Owl you need is love.
What does an owl need after having a bath?
A t-owl.
I was talking to a barn owl last night, when I mentioned that I'd just got engaged.
He said, "You twit! To who?"
What's the most common form of owl-on-owl violence?
Drive by hooting.
Why did the owl join Tinder?
He didn’t want to be owl by himself.
Why do owls shower so often?
So they don’t smell fowl.
What kind of gang violence is common among owls?
A drive by hooting.
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