What kind of books do owls read?
Hoo-dunnits.
What did the owl booty text his girlfriend?
I’ve been thinking about you owl night long.
Why are owls so good at math?
They excel at owlgebra.
What sits in a tree and says "Hoots mon, hoots mon?"
A Scottish owl.
What do confused owls say?
Too-whit-to-why?
What's an owl's favorite subject at school?
Owl-gebra.
Did you hear about the birds of prey who opened up a resort?
It was for owl seasons.
What is a medieval owl called?
A knight owl.
What do you get when you cross an owl with an oyster?
Pearls of wisdom.
What do you call a smartass bird of prey?
A know it owl.
What is an owl who has been caught called?
A spotted owl.
Did you hear about the owl party?
It was a hoot.
Did you hear the gossip about the owl who hooked up with his boss?
I won’t tell you hoo.
What does a well-educated owl say?
Whom.
I was talking to a barn owl last night, when I mentioned that I'd just got engaged.
He said, "You twit! To who?"
An owl had a sore throat but wasn't bothered.
He couldn't give a hoot.
Why do owls make such bad baseball players?
Their hits are always fowl.
What's an owl's favorite Beatles song?
Owl You Need Is Love.
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