What kind of gang violence is common among owls?
A drive by hooting.
My wife tried to claim she was a night owl.
She was lying though, because when I tried to turn her head through 270 degrees, her neck snapped.
I was talking to a barn owl last night, when I mentioned that I'd just got engaged.
He said, "You twit! To who?"
What is an owl’s dream occupation?
Flight attendant.
What is an owl’s favorite Beatles’ song?
Owl you need is love.
Where do owls go on their honeymoon?
Their love nest.
What's the difference between an owl and an Irish funeral?
One's awake in the night and the other's a wake in the day.
My dyslexia has reached a new owl.
What happens if an owl doesn't wash?
It smells fowl.
What is a medieval owl called?
A knight owl.
An owl had a sore throat but wasn't bothered.
He couldn't give a hoot.
What did the owl’s valentine say?
You are hootiful.
What's the difference between a sniper with Parkinson's Disease and a constipated owl?
One can shoot but can't hit...
Why doesn’t an owl study for a test?
They prefer to wing it.
What does an owl with an attitude have?
A scowl.
My pet owl will soon turn 180.
He's not old, he just has a bad neck.
Why did the owl 'owl?
Because the Woodpecker would peck 'er.
Did you hear about the birds of prey on black Friday?
It was a free for owl.
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