What is an owl’s dream occupation?
Flight attendant.
What do you call an owl dressed in armor?
A knight owl.
An owl had a sore throat but wasn't bothered.
He couldn't give a hoot.
What did the owl’s valentine say?
You are hootiful.
What's an owl's favorite subject at school?
Owl-gebra.
What's an owl's favorite Beatles song?
Owl You Need Is Love.
What did the owl say to the judge?
I’m talon you, it wasn’t me.
What kind of gang violence is common among owls?
A drive by hooting.
What did the owl booty text his girlfriend?
I’ve been thinking about you owl night long.
What do you call an owl who knows how to do magic tricks?
Hoodini.
What does an owl with an attitude have?
A scowl.
Where do owls go on their honeymoon?
Their love nest.
What do you get when you cross an owl with an oyster?
Pearls of wisdom.
What do confused owls say?
Too-whit-to-why?
My dyslexia has reached a new owl.
Why did the owl join Tinder?
He didn’t want to be owl by himself.
What kind of books do owls read?
Hoo-dunnits.
What is an owl’s favorite Beatles’ song?
Owl you need is love.
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