What did the owl booty text his girlfriend?
I’ve been thinking about you owl night long.
What did the owl’s valentine say?
You are hootiful.
What's the difference between an owl and an Irish funeral?
One's awake in the night and the other's a wake in the day.
My dyslexia has reached a new owl.
Why are owls so good at math?
They excel at owlgebra.
I was talking to a barn owl last night, when I mentioned that I'd just got engaged.
He said, "You twit! To who?"
Why doesn’t an owl study for a test?
They prefer to wing it.
What do you call an owl dressed in armor?
A knight owl.
What do you call a smartass bird of prey?
A know it owl.
What is an owl who has been caught called?
A spotted owl.
What does a well-educated owl say?
Whom.
What's an owl's favorite Beatles song?
Owl You Need Is Love.
What's an owl's favorite subject at school?
Owl-gebra.
What do you get when you cross an owl with an oyster?
Pearls of wisdom.
Did you hear the gossip about the owl who hooked up with his boss?
I won’t tell you hoo.
What kind of gang violence is common among owls?
A drive by hooting.
What do you call an owl with a deep voice?
A growl.
What is a medieval owl called?
A knight owl.
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