Why do owl babies take after their dad?
Like feather, like son.
What was the owl’s favorite Whitney Houston song?
Owl always love you.
What's the difference between an owl and an Irish funeral?
One's awake in the night and the other's a wake in the day.
Why shouldn’t you tell an owl your secrets?
They’re always talon everyone.
What do you get when you cross an owl with an oyster?
Pearls of wisdom.
What does a well-educated owl say?
Whom.
What did the owl say to the judge?
I’m talon you, it wasn’t me.
What's the most common form of owl-on-owl violence?
Drive by hooting.
What does an owl with an attitude have?
A scowl.
What kind of gang violence is common among owls?
A drive by hooting.
What is an owl’s favorite Beatles’ song?
Owl you need is love.
What did the owl booty text his girlfriend?
I’ve been thinking about you owl night long.
Why did the owl invite his friends over?
He didn't want to be owl by himself.
My pet owl will soon turn 180.
He's not old, he just has a bad neck.
I've just thought of a really funny owl joke, but I can't use it until 2/8/20.
What do you can an owl who's been caught in the act?
A spotted owl.
What happens if an owl doesn't wash?
It smells fowl.
Why do owls shower so often?
So they don’t smell fowl.
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