What do you can an owl who's been caught in the act?
A spotted owl.
What kind of books do owls read?
Hoo-dunnits.
Why do owls always by mystery novels?
They love hoo-dunits.
I've just thought of a really funny owl joke, but I can't use it until 2/8/20.
Did you hear the gossip about the owl who hooked up with his boss?
I won’t tell you hoo.
What is an owl who has been caught called?
A spotted owl.
Why doesn’t an owl study for a test?
They prefer to wing it.
My pet owl will soon turn 180.
He's not old, he just has a bad neck.
Why did the owl 'owl?
Because the Woodpecker would peck 'er.
Why shouldn’t you tell an owl your secrets?
They’re always talon everyone.
What do you call an owl with a deep voice?
A growl.
Why do owls make such bad baseball players?
Their hits are always fowl.
What do you get when you cross an owl with an oyster?
Pearls of wisdom.
What's the difference between an owl and an Irish funeral?
One's awake in the night and the other's a wake in the day.
I was talking to a barn owl last night, when I mentioned that I'd just got engaged.
He said, "You twit! To who?"
What did the owl booty text his girlfriend?
I’ve been thinking about you owl night long.
What sits in a tree and says "Hoots mon, hoots mon?"
A Scottish owl.
What is an owl’s favorite Beatles’ song?
Owl you need is love.
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