What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.