TIL that, on average, humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
This is partially due to the fact that most humans don’t like the taste of monkey.
Why don’t monkeys play cards in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs.
What do you call a baby monkey?
A chimp off the old block.
If you were in the jungle and a gorilla charged you, what should you do?
Pay him.
Why did the thieves kidnap the monkey?
Because they believed in gibbon take.
What did the banana say to the monkey?
Nothing, bananas don’t talk.