What do koalas do when they’re facing a tough situation? They grin and bear it.
What is a koala bear’s favorite line in the movie “The Sixth Sense”? “Aussie dead people.”
Was the koala able to complete the grueling 26-mile marathon? Bearly.
How did the little koala bear stop the movie? She hit the paws button.
Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus? He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.
What's a Koalas favorite drink? Coca Koala!
Which side of a koala bear has the most fur? The outside!
What do you call a Koala that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.
What is a koala’s favorite soft drink? Koka-Koala, of course!
Where are koalas taken when they die? To an ancient bearial site.
Why did the bear quit his second job?
Because he needed some koalaty time with his family.
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
When does a Koala go "moo"? When it is learning a new language!
How do you know when a baby koala bear is happy? You’ll see them jump for joey!
What’s the scariest koala movie ever made? The Bear Witch Project.
How did the koala bear get the high-paying job? He met all of the koalafications.
What happened when the bear applied at the movie theater?
He was told he was not koala-fied.
Why are koala's so sleepy? Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day!
What do koalas do when they see social injustice happening in the world? They fight for ekoalaty!
Why do you never see koalas wearing shoes? Because they love going bearfoot.
Why was the koala scientist so well-respected by his peers? He was known for conducting excellent koalatative research.
What is a koala’s favorite exercise?
Bearobics.
Why isn't the the koala a real bear? He doesn't have the right koalifications.
Why did the manager hire the marsupial? Because he was koala-fied.
How do you apologize to a koala? BEAR your heart and soul.
What did the koala write in his Valentine’s Day card to his girlfriend? “I love you-calyptus”.
What did the grape say when the Koala stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!