Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
What’s the scariest koala movie ever made? The Bear Witch Project.
What do you call a Koala that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
What would you call a dream where a koala bear is eating you? A bite-mare.
What’s another popular Christmas song that baby koalas like to sing? “Joey to the World”, of course!
How do koalas stay in shape? They do bearobics.
A star athlete in Koalaville got kicked off the Olympic team for cheating. Unfortunately, he was diskoalafied.
What is a koala’s favorite exercise?
Bearobics.
What happened when the koala tripped and fell in a crowded restaurant? He got embearassed.
How do you apologize to a koala?
Bear your heart and soul to them.
Before the Koalaville basketball team can play for the national championship, they have to make it through the koalafying rounds.
Why did the bear quit his second job?
Because he needed some koalaty time with his family.
What do koalas do when they see social injustice happening in the world? They fight for ekoalaty!
How do you apologize to a koala? BEAR your heart and soul.
What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink? A pina koala.
Why are koala's so sleepy? Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day!
Where do koalas go to settle legal matters? A kangaroo court!
What is a koala’s favorite type of fruit? Bearies.
What is a koala’s favorite Christmas carol? Deck the halls with boughs of holly, koala-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!!!
What do koalas use when they’re doing yard work? A wheelbearow.
What happened when the bear applied at the movie theater?
He was told he was not koala-fied.
What is a koala bear’s favorite line in the movie “The Sixth Sense”? “Aussie dead people.”
Why did the manager hire the marsupial? Because he was koala-fied.
What happens when a koala drinks too much alcohol? He gets a bear gut.
Which side of a koala bear has the most fur? The outside!
Why was the koala scientist so well-respected by his peers? He was known for conducting excellent koalatative research.
I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.
What is a koala’s favorite soft drink? Koka-Koala, of course!