How did the little koala bear stop the movie? She hit the paws button.
What happened when the koala house party got a little too far out of hand? One of the neighbors koalaed the cops.
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
What’s another popular Christmas song that baby koalas like to sing? “Joey to the World”, of course!
Where are koalas taken when they die? To an ancient bearial site.
What happened when the bear applied at the movie theater?
He was told he was not koala-fied.
Which side of a koala bear has the most fur? The outside!
Why are koala's so sleepy? Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day!
What does a koala do before making any kind of appointment? He always checks his koalander.
What did the grape say when the Koala stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
How did the koala bear get the high-paying job? He met all of the koalafications.
What’s small, furry and slightly purple? A koala holding its breath!
What do you call a koala with a negative attitude? The bearer of bad news.
How do you apologize to a koala? BEAR your heart and soul.
What happens when a koala drinks too much alcohol? He gets a bear gut.
What is a koala’s favorite type of fruit? Bearies.
Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus? He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.
What is a koala’s favorite pop singer? Koala Rae Jepsen. Her most popular song? “Koala Me Maybe”.
A star athlete in Koalaville got kicked off the Olympic team for cheating. Unfortunately, he was diskoalafied.
I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.
If you ever own a koala as a pet, make sure you can keep track of it by putting a koalar around its neck.
What is a koala’s favorite exercise?
Bearobics.
What’s the scariest koala movie ever made? The Bear Witch Project.
Why isn't the the koala a real bear? He doesn't have the right koalifications.
What do you call a koala with no teeth? A gummy bear.
Every koala supports the idea of being able to defend themselves against tyranny. They believe in having the right to bear claws.
How do you apologize to a koala?
Bear your heart and soul to them.
What is a koala’s favorite Christmas carol? Deck the halls with boughs of holly, koala-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!!!
How do you know when a baby koala bear is happy? You’ll see them jump for joey!
Why did the koala get fired from his job?
Because he would only do the bear minimum.
What happened when the koala tripped and fell in a crowded restaurant? He got embearassed.
Why did the bear quit his second job?
Because he needed some koalaty time with his family.
Before the Koalaville basketball team can play for the national championship, they have to make it through the koalafying rounds.
What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink? A pina koala.
Was the koala able to complete the grueling 26-mile marathon? Bearly.
What do koalas use when they’re doing yard work? A wheelbearow.
What do you call a Koala that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
What do koalas do when they’re facing a tough situation? They grin and bear it.
What did the koala radio host say before going on a commercial break? “We’re going to take a small paws for our sponsors.”
What did the koala write in his Valentine’s Day card to his girlfriend? “I love you-calyptus”.
What would you call a dream where a koala bear is eating you? A bite-mare.
Besides eucalyptus leaves, what is a koala bear’s favorite vegetable? Koalaflower.
When does a Koala go "moo"? When it is learning a new language!
Why don’t koalas like fast food? Because it’s too hard for them to catch.
Where do koalas go to settle legal matters? A kangaroo court!
How does a koala get from one place to another? On a gondkoala.
Why was the koala scientist so well-respected by his peers? He was known for conducting excellent koalatative research.
What's a Koalas favorite drink? Coca Koala!
There once was a koala who could run at a speed of more than 800 miles per hour. He was the first koala to break the sound bearier.
What is a koala bear’s favorite line in the movie “The Sixth Sense”? “Aussie dead people.”
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