What do koalas use when they’re doing yard work? A wheelbearow.
What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink? A pina koala.
What’s the scariest koala movie ever made? The Bear Witch Project.
Was the koala able to complete the grueling 26-mile marathon? Bearly.
What is a koala’s favorite type of fruit? Bearies.
How did the little koala bear stop the movie? She hit the paws button.
What did the koala write in his Valentine’s Day card to his girlfriend? “I love you-calyptus”.
What do koalas do when they see social injustice happening in the world? They fight for ekoalaty!
Why didn’t the koala bear get the job? He was underkoalafied. How did he fix this? By going back to koalage.
How did the koala bear get the high-paying job? He met all of the koalafications.
Why did the Koala cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
What would you call a dream where a koala bear is eating you? A bite-mare.
What is a koala bear’s favorite line in the movie “The Sixth Sense”? “Aussie dead people.”
How do you apologize to a koala? BEAR your heart and soul.
Where do koalas go to settle legal matters? A kangaroo court!
How do koalas stay in shape? They do bearobics.
Why did the koala get fired from his job?
Because he would only do the bear minimum.
What do you call a koala with a negative attitude? The bearer of bad news.
What do you call a Koala that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
Where are koalas taken when they die? To an ancient bearial site.
What is a koala’s favorite soft drink? Koka-Koala, of course!
Why was the koala scientist so well-respected by his peers? He was known for conducting excellent koalatative research.
What happened when the koala tripped and fell in a crowded restaurant? He got embearassed.
What happened when the bear applied at the movie theater?
He was told he was not koala-fied.
Why are koala's so sleepy? Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day!
Why do you never see koalas wearing shoes? Because they love going bearfoot.
What's a Koalas favorite drink? Coca Koala!
Why did the manager hire the marsupial? Because he was koala-fied.
When does a Koala go "moo"? When it is learning a new language!
What is a koala’s favorite Christmas carol? Deck the halls with boughs of holly, koala-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!!!
What is a koala’s favorite exercise?
Bearobics.
Where do most koala movie stars live? In Koalawood, Koalafornia, of course!
What happens when a koala drinks too much alcohol? He gets a bear gut.
Which side of a koala bear has the most fur? The outside!
What’s small, furry and slightly purple? A koala holding its breath!
What do you call a koala with no teeth? A gummy bear.
What do koalas do when they’re facing a tough situation? They grin and bear it.
If you ever own a koala as a pet, make sure you can keep track of it by putting a koalar around its neck.
Why did the bear quit his second job?
Because he needed some koalaty time with his family.
How do you apologize to a koala?
Bear your heart and soul to them.
A star athlete in Koalaville got kicked off the Olympic team for cheating. Unfortunately, he was diskoalafied.
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
Why isn't the the koala a real bear? He doesn't have the right koalifications.
What did the koala radio host say before going on a commercial break? “We’re going to take a small paws for our sponsors.”
How does a koala get from one place to another? On a gondkoala.
What did the grape say when the Koala stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Every koala supports the idea of being able to defend themselves against tyranny. They believe in having the right to bear claws.
What is a koala’s favorite pop singer? Koala Rae Jepsen. Her most popular song? “Koala Me Maybe”.
Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus? He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.
Before the Koalaville basketball team can play for the national championship, they have to make it through the koalafying rounds.
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