How do you know when a baby koala bear is happy? You’ll see them jump for joey!
Why didn’t the koala bear get the job? He was underkoalafied. How did he fix this? By going back to koalage.
How did the little koala bear stop the movie? She hit the paws button.
What do you call a koala with a negative attitude? The bearer of bad news.
What is a koala’s favorite Christmas carol? Deck the halls with boughs of holly, koala-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!!!
What do koalas do when they see social injustice happening in the world? They fight for ekoalaty!
Where are koalas taken when they die? To an ancient bearial site.
Why did the Koala cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
Which side of a koala bear has the most fur? The outside!
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
Why did the manager hire the marsupial? Because he was koala-fied.
Was the koala able to complete the grueling 26-mile marathon? Bearly.
What do koalas do when they’re facing a tough situation? They grin and bear it.
What did the koala radio host say before going on a commercial break? “We’re going to take a small paws for our sponsors.”
Where do koalas go to settle legal matters? A kangaroo court!
How does a koala get from one place to another? On a gondkoala.
What is a koala bear’s favorite line in the movie “The Sixth Sense”? “Aussie dead people.”
What is a koala’s favorite type of fruit? Bearies.
What would you call a dream where a koala bear is eating you? A bite-mare.
Why did the bear quit his second job?
Because he needed some koalaty time with his family.
What’s another popular Christmas song that baby koalas like to sing? “Joey to the World”, of course!
Why isn't the the koala a real bear? He doesn't have the right koalifications.
Why don’t koalas like fast food? Because it’s too hard for them to catch.
What is a koala’s favorite pop singer? Koala Rae Jepsen. Her most popular song? “Koala Me Maybe”.
What's a Koalas favorite drink? Coca Koala!
What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink? A pina koala.
Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus? He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.
What do you call a koala with no teeth? A gummy bear.
I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.
Where do most koala movie stars live? In Koalawood, Koalafornia, of course!
What is a koala’s favorite soft drink? Koka-Koala, of course!
How do you apologize to a koala?
Bear your heart and soul to them.
Every koala supports the idea of being able to defend themselves against tyranny. They believe in having the right to bear claws.
What did the grape say when the Koala stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Why do you never see koalas wearing shoes? Because they love going bearfoot.
What happens when a koala drinks too much alcohol? He gets a bear gut.
What’s the scariest koala movie ever made? The Bear Witch Project.
How do koalas stay in shape? They do bearobics.
What did the koala write in his Valentine’s Day card to his girlfriend? “I love you-calyptus”.
Why did the koala get fired from his job?
Because he would only do the bear minimum.
If you ever own a koala as a pet, make sure you can keep track of it by putting a koalar around its neck.
How do you apologize to a koala? BEAR your heart and soul.
A star athlete in Koalaville got kicked off the Olympic team for cheating. Unfortunately, he was diskoalafied.
When does a Koala go "moo"? When it is learning a new language!
What is a koala’s favorite exercise?
Bearobics.
What’s small, furry and slightly purple? A koala holding its breath!
What does a koala do before making any kind of appointment? He always checks his koalander.
What happened when the bear applied at the movie theater?
He was told he was not koala-fied.
What happened when the koala house party got a little too far out of hand? One of the neighbors koalaed the cops.
Why are koala's so sleepy? Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day!
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