What do koalas do when they see social injustice happening in the world? They fight for ekoalaty!
How did the little koala bear stop the movie? She hit the paws button.
What did the koala radio host say before going on a commercial break? “We’re going to take a small paws for our sponsors.”
When does a Koala go "moo"? When it is learning a new language!
If you ever own a koala as a pet, make sure you can keep track of it by putting a koalar around its neck.
Why was the koala scientist so well-respected by his peers? He was known for conducting excellent koalatative research.
What happens when a koala drinks too much alcohol? He gets a bear gut.
Why don’t koalas like fast food? Because it’s too hard for them to catch.
Was the koala able to complete the grueling 26-mile marathon? Bearly.
I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.
What is a koala’s favorite pop singer? Koala Rae Jepsen. Her most popular song? “Koala Me Maybe”.
Where do most koala movie stars live? In Koalawood, Koalafornia, of course!
What happened when the koala tripped and fell in a crowded restaurant? He got embearassed.
Before the Koalaville basketball team can play for the national championship, they have to make it through the koalafying rounds.
Every koala supports the idea of being able to defend themselves against tyranny. They believe in having the right to bear claws.
What’s the scariest koala movie ever made? The Bear Witch Project.
What do you call a koala with a negative attitude? The bearer of bad news.
Why did the koala get fired from his job?
Because he would only do the bear minimum.
How did the koala bear get the high-paying job? He met all of the koalafications.
Why did the manager hire the marsupial? Because he was koala-fied.
A star athlete in Koalaville got kicked off the Olympic team for cheating. Unfortunately, he was diskoalafied.
What happened when the koala house party got a little too far out of hand? One of the neighbors koalaed the cops.
What do you call a koala with no teeth? A gummy bear.
What do koalas use when they’re doing yard work? A wheelbearow.
What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink? A pina koala.
Why didn’t the koala bear get the job? He was underkoalafied. How did he fix this? By going back to koalage.
Besides eucalyptus leaves, what is a koala bear’s favorite vegetable? Koalaflower.
What is a koala’s favorite type of fruit? Bearies.
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