Besides eucalyptus leaves, what is a koala bear’s favorite vegetable? Koalaflower.
Every koala supports the idea of being able to defend themselves against tyranny. They believe in having the right to bear claws.
Why are koala's so sleepy? Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day!
If you ever own a koala as a pet, make sure you can keep track of it by putting a koalar around its neck.
Where are koalas taken when they die? To an ancient bearial site.
Why don’t koalas like fast food? Because it’s too hard for them to catch.
What is a koala’s favorite exercise?
Bearobics.
What did the koala write in his Valentine’s Day card to his girlfriend? “I love you-calyptus”.
Before the Koalaville basketball team can play for the national championship, they have to make it through the koalafying rounds.
A star athlete in Koalaville got kicked off the Olympic team for cheating. Unfortunately, he was diskoalafied.
Why did the Koala cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
Why isn't the the koala a real bear? He doesn't have the right koalifications.
What happened when the bear applied at the movie theater?
He was told he was not koala-fied.
What do you call a Koala that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
What happened when the koala tripped and fell in a crowded restaurant? He got embearassed.
What does a koala do before making any kind of appointment? He always checks his koalander.
What is a koala’s favorite Christmas carol? Deck the halls with boughs of holly, koala-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!!!
Which side of a koala bear has the most fur? The outside!
What happens when a koala drinks too much alcohol? He gets a bear gut.
What would you call a dream where a koala bear is eating you? A bite-mare.
What is a koala’s favorite soft drink? Koka-Koala, of course!
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
Where do most koala movie stars live? In Koalawood, Koalafornia, of course!
How do koalas stay in shape? They do bearobics.
What is a koala’s favorite pop singer? Koala Rae Jepsen. Her most popular song? “Koala Me Maybe”.
There once was a koala who could run at a speed of more than 800 miles per hour. He was the first koala to break the sound bearier.
What’s the scariest koala movie ever made? The Bear Witch Project.
What do you call a koala with a negative attitude? The bearer of bad news.
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