Why don’t koalas like fast food? Because it’s too hard for them to catch.
Why did the Koala cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
What’s small, furry and slightly purple? A koala holding its breath!
What is a koala’s favorite pop singer? Koala Rae Jepsen. Her most popular song? “Koala Me Maybe”.
I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.
Why was the koala scientist so well-respected by his peers? He was known for conducting excellent koalatative research.
How do you apologize to a koala?
Bear your heart and soul to them.
Where do most koala movie stars live? In Koalawood, Koalafornia, of course!
A star athlete in Koalaville got kicked off the Olympic team for cheating. Unfortunately, he was diskoalafied.
What is a koala bear’s favorite line in the movie “The Sixth Sense”? “Aussie dead people.”
How do you know when a baby koala bear is happy? You’ll see them jump for joey!
What's a Koalas favorite drink? Coca Koala!
What do koalas use when they’re doing yard work? A wheelbearow.
What happens when a koala drinks too much alcohol? He gets a bear gut.
Before the Koalaville basketball team can play for the national championship, they have to make it through the koalafying rounds.
What do koalas do when they see social injustice happening in the world? They fight for ekoalaty!
What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink? A pina koala.
What does a koala do before making any kind of appointment? He always checks his koalander.
How did the koala bear get the high-paying job? He met all of the koalafications.
What do you call a koala with a negative attitude? The bearer of bad news.
Where are koalas taken when they die? To an ancient bearial site.
When does a Koala go "moo"? When it is learning a new language!
What would you call a dream where a koala bear is eating you? A bite-mare.
Why did the bear quit his second job?
Because he needed some koalaty time with his family.
Every koala supports the idea of being able to defend themselves against tyranny. They believe in having the right to bear claws.
What happened when the bear applied at the movie theater?
He was told he was not koala-fied.
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus? He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.
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