Why are koala's so sleepy? Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day!
How do you know when a baby koala bear is happy? You’ll see them jump for joey!
How do you apologize to a koala? BEAR your heart and soul.
How did the little koala bear stop the movie? She hit the paws button.
What did the koala write in his Valentine’s Day card to his girlfriend? “I love you-calyptus”.
What do koalas use when they’re doing yard work? A wheelbearow.
What is a koala’s favorite exercise?
Bearobics.
Why did the koala get fired from his job?
Because he would only do the bear minimum.
What do koalas do when they see social injustice happening in the world? They fight for ekoalaty!
Which side of a koala bear has the most fur? The outside!
What is a koala’s favorite type of fruit? Bearies.
If you ever own a koala as a pet, make sure you can keep track of it by putting a koalar around its neck.
What is a koala’s favorite pop singer? Koala Rae Jepsen. Her most popular song? “Koala Me Maybe”.
Before the Koalaville basketball team can play for the national championship, they have to make it through the koalafying rounds.
Where do koalas go to settle legal matters? A kangaroo court!
What’s small, furry and slightly purple? A koala holding its breath!
How do you apologize to a koala?
Bear your heart and soul to them.
Why did the bear quit his second job?
Because he needed some koalaty time with his family.
Why was the koala scientist so well-respected by his peers? He was known for conducting excellent koalatative research.
Every koala supports the idea of being able to defend themselves against tyranny. They believe in having the right to bear claws.
What happened when the bear applied at the movie theater?
He was told he was not koala-fied.
How do koalas stay in shape? They do bearobics.
What happened when the koala tripped and fell in a crowded restaurant? He got embearassed.
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
What do koalas do when they’re facing a tough situation? They grin and bear it.
What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink? A pina koala.
I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.
What did the grape say when the Koala stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
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