Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus? He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.
What’s small, furry and slightly purple? A koala holding its breath!
Where are koalas taken when they die? To an ancient bearial site.
How do you know when a baby koala bear is happy? You’ll see them jump for joey!
Which side of a koala bear has the most fur? The outside!
Why do you never see koalas wearing shoes? Because they love going bearfoot.
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
What’s the scariest koala movie ever made? The Bear Witch Project.
If you ever own a koala as a pet, make sure you can keep track of it by putting a koalar around its neck.
What is a koala bear’s favorite line in the movie “The Sixth Sense”? “Aussie dead people.”
Why didn’t the koala bear get the job? He was underkoalafied. How did he fix this? By going back to koalage.
What do koalas use when they’re doing yard work? A wheelbearow.
Why are koala's so sleepy? Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day!
What do koalas do when they see social injustice happening in the world? They fight for ekoalaty!
What is a koala’s favorite soft drink? Koka-Koala, of course!
What happened when the koala house party got a little too far out of hand? One of the neighbors koalaed the cops.
Why don’t koalas like fast food? Because it’s too hard for them to catch.
What is a koala’s favorite pop singer? Koala Rae Jepsen. Her most popular song? “Koala Me Maybe”.
Why isn't the the koala a real bear? He doesn't have the right koalifications.
What is a koala’s favorite exercise?
Bearobics.
What do you call a koala with no teeth? A gummy bear.
What did the koala write in his Valentine’s Day card to his girlfriend? “I love you-calyptus”.
How do koalas stay in shape? They do bearobics.
What did the koala radio host say before going on a commercial break? “We’re going to take a small paws for our sponsors.”
What happens when a koala drinks too much alcohol? He gets a bear gut.
Before the Koalaville basketball team can play for the national championship, they have to make it through the koalafying rounds.
How do you apologize to a koala?
Bear your heart and soul to them.
What happened when the bear applied at the movie theater?
He was told he was not koala-fied.
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