What happened when the koala house party got a little too far out of hand? One of the neighbors koalaed the cops.
How did the little koala bear stop the movie? She hit the paws button.
What did the koala write in his Valentine’s Day card to his girlfriend? “I love you-calyptus”.
What’s small, furry and slightly purple? A koala holding its breath!
Why did the Koala cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
Where are koalas taken when they die? To an ancient bearial site.
How do you apologize to a koala?
Bear your heart and soul to them.
What do koalas do when they see social injustice happening in the world? They fight for ekoalaty!
Why are koala's so sleepy? Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day!
What’s another popular Christmas song that baby koalas like to sing? “Joey to the World”, of course!
What happened when the koala tripped and fell in a crowded restaurant? He got embearassed.
What do koalas do when they’re facing a tough situation? They grin and bear it.
What happens when a koala drinks too much alcohol? He gets a bear gut.
I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.
Why do you never see koalas wearing shoes? Because they love going bearfoot.
What did the grape say when the Koala stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What is a koala’s favorite type of fruit? Bearies.
Why was the koala scientist so well-respected by his peers? He was known for conducting excellent koalatative research.
How do koalas stay in shape? They do bearobics.
How do you apologize to a koala? BEAR your heart and soul.
If you ever own a koala as a pet, make sure you can keep track of it by putting a koalar around its neck.
Every koala supports the idea of being able to defend themselves against tyranny. They believe in having the right to bear claws.
Why didn’t the koala bear get the job? He was underkoalafied. How did he fix this? By going back to koalage.
Besides eucalyptus leaves, what is a koala bear’s favorite vegetable? Koalaflower.
There once was a koala who could run at a speed of more than 800 miles per hour. He was the first koala to break the sound bearier.
What do koalas use when they’re doing yard work? A wheelbearow.
What does a koala do before making any kind of appointment? He always checks his koalander.
Why isn't the the koala a real bear? He doesn't have the right koalifications.
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