Why are koala's so sleepy? Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day!
What happened when the bear applied at the movie theater?
He was told he was not koala-fied.
What is a koala’s favorite type of fruit? Bearies.
What's a Koalas favorite drink? Coca Koala!
How did the little koala bear stop the movie? She hit the paws button.
What’s small, furry and slightly purple? A koala holding its breath!
Why do you never see koalas wearing shoes? Because they love going bearfoot.
I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.
Where do most koala movie stars live? In Koalawood, Koalafornia, of course!
Why did the Koala cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
What do you call a koala with a negative attitude? The bearer of bad news.
What is a koala bear’s favorite line in the movie “The Sixth Sense”? “Aussie dead people.”
Was the koala able to complete the grueling 26-mile marathon? Bearly.
How does a koala get from one place to another? On a gondkoala.
Which side of a koala bear has the most fur? The outside!
What is a koala’s favorite exercise?
Bearobics.
What do you call a koala with no teeth? A gummy bear.
What do koalas use when they’re doing yard work? A wheelbearow.
How do you know when a baby koala bear is happy? You’ll see them jump for joey!
What’s another popular Christmas song that baby koalas like to sing? “Joey to the World”, of course!
What did the koala write in his Valentine’s Day card to his girlfriend? “I love you-calyptus”.
Where are koalas taken when they die? To an ancient bearial site.
There once was a koala who could run at a speed of more than 800 miles per hour. He was the first koala to break the sound bearier.
What do you call a Koala that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink? A pina koala.
How do you apologize to a koala? BEAR your heart and soul.
What would you call a dream where a koala bear is eating you? A bite-mare.
What happened when the koala house party got a little too far out of hand? One of the neighbors koalaed the cops.
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