If you ever own a koala as a pet, make sure you can keep track of it by putting a koalar around its neck.
What's a Koalas favorite drink? Coca Koala!
What did the koala radio host say before going on a commercial break? “We’re going to take a small paws for our sponsors.”
What do you call a Koala that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
What do you call a koala with a negative attitude? The bearer of bad news.
What is a koala’s favorite Christmas carol? Deck the halls with boughs of holly, koala-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!!!
What is a koala’s favorite soft drink? Koka-Koala, of course!
Where are koalas taken when they die? To an ancient bearial site.
How do you apologize to a koala? BEAR your heart and soul.
How do you know when a baby koala bear is happy? You’ll see them jump for joey!
What happens when a koala drinks too much alcohol? He gets a bear gut.
Why don’t koalas like fast food? Because it’s too hard for them to catch.
Why was the koala scientist so well-respected by his peers? He was known for conducting excellent koalatative research.
I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.
What’s the scariest koala movie ever made? The Bear Witch Project.
Why did the koala get fired from his job?
Because he would only do the bear minimum.
What do you call a koala with no teeth? A gummy bear.
What did the koala write in his Valentine’s Day card to his girlfriend? “I love you-calyptus”.
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
Why did the Koala cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
When does a Koala go "moo"? When it is learning a new language!
Before the Koalaville basketball team can play for the national championship, they have to make it through the koalafying rounds.
Was the koala able to complete the grueling 26-mile marathon? Bearly.
Why isn't the the koala a real bear? He doesn't have the right koalifications.
What’s another popular Christmas song that baby koalas like to sing? “Joey to the World”, of course!
What happened when the bear applied at the movie theater?
He was told he was not koala-fied.
Every koala supports the idea of being able to defend themselves against tyranny. They believe in having the right to bear claws.
What does a koala do before making any kind of appointment? He always checks his koalander.
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