What do koalas do when they see social injustice happening in the world? They fight for ekoalaty!
Where are koalas taken when they die? To an ancient bearial site.
How does a koala get from one place to another? On a gondkoala.
What is a koala bear’s favorite line in the movie “The Sixth Sense”? “Aussie dead people.”
Before the Koalaville basketball team can play for the national championship, they have to make it through the koalafying rounds.
Why did the bear quit his second job?
Because he needed some koalaty time with his family.
A star athlete in Koalaville got kicked off the Olympic team for cheating. Unfortunately, he was diskoalafied.
What do koalas use when they’re doing yard work? A wheelbearow.
What did the grape say when the Koala stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.
What happened when the koala house party got a little too far out of hand? One of the neighbors koalaed the cops.
Why do you never see koalas wearing shoes? Because they love going bearfoot.
What would you call a dream where a koala bear is eating you? A bite-mare.
What is a koala’s favorite pop singer? Koala Rae Jepsen. Her most popular song? “Koala Me Maybe”.
There once was a koala who could run at a speed of more than 800 miles per hour. He was the first koala to break the sound bearier.
What happened when the koala tripped and fell in a crowded restaurant? He got embearassed.
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
When does a Koala go "moo"? When it is learning a new language!
What is a koala’s favorite soft drink? Koka-Koala, of course!
Why did the koala get fired from his job?
Because he would only do the bear minimum.
What’s small, furry and slightly purple? A koala holding its breath!
Why did the Koala cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
Why are koala's so sleepy? Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day!
Which side of a koala bear has the most fur? The outside!
What did the koala radio host say before going on a commercial break? “We’re going to take a small paws for our sponsors.”
Why did the manager hire the marsupial? Because he was koala-fied.
Where do most koala movie stars live? In Koalawood, Koalafornia, of course!
How do koalas stay in shape? They do bearobics.
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