Every koala supports the idea of being able to defend themselves against tyranny. They believe in having the right to bear claws.
Where are koalas taken when they die? To an ancient bearial site.
What is a koala’s favorite type of fruit? Bearies.
What’s another popular Christmas song that baby koalas like to sing? “Joey to the World”, of course!
Why did the Koala cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
Why don’t koalas like fast food? Because it’s too hard for them to catch.
Why do you never see koalas wearing shoes? Because they love going bearfoot.
How do you know when a baby koala bear is happy? You’ll see them jump for joey!
There once was a koala who could run at a speed of more than 800 miles per hour. He was the first koala to break the sound bearier.
Why didn’t the koala bear get the job? He was underkoalafied. How did he fix this? By going back to koalage.
What did the koala write in his Valentine’s Day card to his girlfriend? “I love you-calyptus”.
What happened when the koala tripped and fell in a crowded restaurant? He got embearassed.
Why did the koala get fired from his job?
Because he would only do the bear minimum.
What is a koala’s favorite exercise?
Bearobics.
How do you apologize to a koala? BEAR your heart and soul.
A star athlete in Koalaville got kicked off the Olympic team for cheating. Unfortunately, he was diskoalafied.
Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus? He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.
What happens when a koala drinks too much alcohol? He gets a bear gut.
What do koalas do when they see social injustice happening in the world? They fight for ekoalaty!
What happened when the koala house party got a little too far out of hand? One of the neighbors koalaed the cops.
What happened when the bear applied at the movie theater?
He was told he was not koala-fied.
What’s the scariest koala movie ever made? The Bear Witch Project.
What is a koala’s favorite Christmas carol? Deck the halls with boughs of holly, koala-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!!!
What do koalas do when they’re facing a tough situation? They grin and bear it.
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
Why did the bear quit his second job?
Because he needed some koalaty time with his family.
How do you apologize to a koala?
Bear your heart and soul to them.
What's a Koalas favorite drink? Coca Koala!
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