What do winged horses attend in school? Pegclasses.
What do racehorses eat?
Fast food.
What kind of bread does a racehorse eat?
Thoroughbred.
Why does the horse go to school?
It brings her fulfillyment.
Why was the pony so excited to be invited to a rally with the president?
It was a huge end-horse-ment.
What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?
A mechanic.
What would a winged horse play in a band?
The pegabass guitar.
Why was the horse sad she didn’t get the job?
She was flanking on it.
What do you call a pony running in a circle? Centrifugal horse.
What does a horse call her best friend?
Her mane chick.
Why is Pegasus so smart?
He’s all kno-wing.
How do you wash a horse?
On a sponge-line.
What’s a racehorse’s favorite clothing brand? Jockey.
What did the horse reply when asked if it can jump 3 feet?
“I lope so!”
How did the horse make payments?
In in-stallion-ments.
How could you tell the horse gained weight?
It had extra girth.
Why was the horse a great editor?
She was very thorough bred.
Where do horses buy groceries?
Whinny-Dixie.
How did the horse solve a murder?
Compiled newspaper clippings.
What did the pony say to the Jedi Knight before she left on her adventure?
“May the horse be with you.”
How does a horse tow its trailer?
With a Ford Bronco.
What did the teenage horse say when her phone broke?
I canter even.
What did the ponies do when it was raining? Stay ind-horse.
How do baby horses get tucked in at night?
They get told a tail.
What type of car would a regular horse buy?
A Fjord Focus.
Where do most horses work for their first job?
Re-tail stores.
Why couldn’t the little girl ride the horse?
It was feeling bucky.
What does a Clydesdale say when you offer them a carrot?
“Of course, my horse.”
How did the horse get up the stairs?
He mounted them.
What do you say when your horse proposes to your other horse?
Call the marrier!
What is the lesser-known sport used to measure a horse’s singing ability?
Carol racing.
When do vampires like horse racing?
When it's neck and neck.
How do ponies react when the opposing team comes on the field?
They horse-boo.
What would a winged horse put in the bathtub?
A pegaLush bath bomb.
Who did the horse ask to be his second wife?
A manewer model.
What do you call a horse that lives next door to you?
A neigh-bor.
Why would a horse make a good president?
They know how to lead.
How do horses greet each other?
“Hayyyyy.”
What do you call a horse on a boat attached to land?
Docked.
Black Beauty - Now there's a dark horse.
How does a horse drink wine?
With a de-canter.
What was the horse’s best ballroom dance? The Foxtrot.
Why are horses so good at the shooting range?
They’re hunters.
What’s does a winged horse like to munch on?
Pe-grass-us.
How do horses show gratitude?
Flank you very much.
How did the ponies stay in touch?
C-horse-pondence.
What do you call an explosive horse?
Neigh-palm.
What’s a horse’s favorite sport?
Saddleball.
Where do horses get their weaves from?
Mane.
What’s a horse’s favorite fruit?
Canterlope.