What would a winged horse play in a band?
The pegabass guitar.
Why was the horse such a good dancer?
It perfected its halturn.
Where do horses live in Harry Potter?
Diagonal Alley.
What was the horse’s best ballroom dance? The Foxtrot.
What is the coldest type of horse?
A freezian.
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What’s a horse’s favorite makeup brand?
Neighhhbelline.
Why couldn’t the equestrian find the carrots? They were down by the bay.
Why was the horse sad she didn’t get the job?
She was flanking on it.
What do you call a horse running on a table?
A counter canter.
How could you tell the horse was getting old?
It was wither-ing away.
How did the horse know the others were gossiping about him?
He herd.
What do you call a well-balanced horse?
Stable.
What's a horse's favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
What do you call a pony running in a circle? Centrifugal horse.
What does a Clydesdale say when you offer them a carrot?
“Of course, my horse.”
How did the pony get the bugs away?
It said, horse-shoo fly, don’t bother me.
How did the ponies stay in touch?
C-horse-pondence.
What kind of car do fancy horses drive?
Mustangs.
What do you call a horse on a boat attached to land?
Docked.
What’s a horse’s favorite fruit?
Canterlope.
What cartoon do horses like to watch?
Whinny the Pooh.
What’s a horse’s favorite sport?
Saddleball.
What were the ponies most excited for in the meal?
The main horse.
What did the horse reply when asked if it would try water polo?
“I would dapple.”
Why did the horse never get cold?
It was a Dutch warmblood.
What’s a horse’s favorite animated movie?
Bolt.
What’s a horse’s favorite country singer?
Colt-on Underwood.
What type of car would a regular horse buy?
A Fjord Focus.
Why couldn’t the baby horse eat dessert?
It was foal.
Why was Pegasus such a good ballerina?
He was flo-wing.