What did one horse say to the other after he said he wanted to drop out?
That’s an equestionable decision.
What would a winged horse play in a band?
The pegabass guitar.
What do you call a horse running on a table?
A counter canter.
Why are horses so good at the shooting range?
They’re hunters.
What’s a horse’s favorite country singer?
Colt-on Underwood.
How do horses get to another star system? They travel through intergalloptic space.
What did the horse reply when asked if it would try water polo?
“I would dapple.”
What do ponies look for in a vehicle?
Lots of horsepower.
What does a workhorse like to drink?
A Moscow Mule.
What do you call a horse going down a waterslide?
Horseback sliding.
How do mares keep track of their boyfriends?
A stud book.
What do you say when your horse proposes to your other horse?
Call the marrier!
How does a Pegasus ask her boyfriend to propose?
She says “You’ve got to put a wing on it.”
Why does the horse go to school?
It brings her fulfillyment.
What did the horse say when it saw a sheepdog?
“Why is your furlong?”
What do horses eat with their salad? Dressage-ing.
Why was the horse such a good dancer?
It perfected its halturn.
How did the ponies stay in touch?
C-horse-pondence.
Why do horses make good lawyers?
Attention to de-tail.
What do you call a well-balanced horse?
Stable.
What's a horse's favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
How do baby horses get tucked in at night?
They get told a tail.
How does a horse make paper mâché?
With newspaper clip-clop-pings.
Where do horses live in Harry Potter?
Diagonal Alley.
A pony goes to see the doctor one day.
He says, "Doc, you've got to help me. I've had this terrible sore throat for weeks and I think there must be some badly wrong."
The doctor examines him and then reassures him saying, "It's okay, it's nothing serious; you're just a little horse."
What kind of horse do you ride after dark?
A night mare.
How did the horse break into the mainframe?
It was a hack.
What’s does a winged horse like to munch on?
Pe-grass-us.
What kind of car do fancy horses drive?
Mustangs.
How could you tell the horse gained weight?
It had extra girth.
How do ponies react when the opposing team comes on the field?
They horse-boo.
What was the horse’s best ballroom dance? The Foxtrot.
What did the guard say to stop the horse from escaping?
Halt-her!
Why couldn’t the baby horse eat dessert?
It was foal.
How do horses greet each other?
“Hayyyyy.”
What did the horse reply when asked if it can jump 3 feet?
“I lope so!”
How does a horse drink wine?
With a de-canter.
What do you call a pony running in a circle? Centrifugal horse.
How did the pony get the bugs away?
It said, horse-shoo fly, don’t bother me.
What do you call an explosive horse?
Neigh-palm.
What’s a horse’s favorite dance move?
Watch me whip, now watch me neigh neigh.
What does the winged horse do after it goes to the bathroom?
Pegaflushes.
What kind of horse would Bilbo Baggins ride?
A shire.
How does a rude princess sit on a horse?
Snide-saddle.
How do winged horses walk if they become pirates?
Peg-asus legs.
How do you wash a horse?
On a sponge-line.
Why did the pony turn himself in?
He felt rem-horse.
Where do you take a sick pony?
To the horse-pital.
Why couldn’t the equestrian find the carrots? They were down by the bay.
What do you call a horse on a boat attached to land?
Docked.
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