What’s a horse’s favorite fruit?
Canterlope.
What was the horse’s best ballroom dance? The Foxtrot.
What do winged horses attend in school? Pegclasses.
What do you call a horse going down a waterslide?
Horseback sliding.
What did the ponies do when it was raining? Stay ind-horse.
What is the lesser-known sport used to measure a horse’s singing ability?
Carol racing.
Why didn’t the horse tell her friend she was a thief?
She didn’t want to saddle her with that information.
Why did they stop giving the horse grass?
They wanted it to be less green.
Why couldn’t the baby horse eat dessert?
It was foal.
What did the jockey respond when someone asked to ride his horse?
“Dis-mount is mine.”
What do ponies look for in a vehicle?
Lots of horsepower.
Why didn’t the horse buy a house?
The costs were mounting.
What do horses get after graduating university?
A pedegree.
What do you call a horse running on a table?
A counter canter.
What kind of horse would Bilbo Baggins ride?
A shire.
What’s happens to the sportiest horse?
It gets to be first horse-pick of the draft.
What were the ponies most excited for in the meal?
The main horse.
What did the horse reply when asked if it can jump 3 feet?
“I lope so!”
What would a winged horse play in a band?
The pegabass guitar.
What do you say when your horse proposes to your other horse?
Call the marrier!
How does a horse make paper mâché?
With newspaper clip-clop-pings.
What do you call a rainbow you ride your horse on?
A rein-bow.
Why was the horse feeling a bit sick?
Its voice was a bit hoarse.
Why did the horse climb Everest?
She liked mount-ains.
How do mares keep track of their boyfriends?
A stud book.
What did the pony say to the Jedi Knight before she left on her adventure?
“May the horse be with you.”
How did the horse get up the stairs?
He mounted them.
Why was the horse a great editor?
She was very thorough bred.
What do you call a pony running in a circle? Centrifugal horse.
Why was the horse sad she didn’t get the job?
She was flanking on it.
How could you tell the horse was getting old?
It was wither-ing away.
How do horses show gratitude?
Flank you very much.
What did the guard say to stop the horse from escaping?
Halt-her!
Where do horses get their weaves from?
Mane.
How do horses get to another star system? They travel through intergalloptic space.
What do horses use to eat?
Breastplates.
What kind of horse do you ride after dark?
A night mare.
What does a workhorse like to drink?
A Moscow Mule.
Where do horses buy groceries?
Whinny-Dixie.
Where do horses get their mane cut?
The hair-dressager.
What type of car would a regular horse buy?
A Fjord Focus.
How could you tell the horse gained weight?
It had extra girth.
What does the winged horse do after it goes to the bathroom?
Pegaflushes.
What did the horse say to his friend that didn’t come party last night?
You didn’t turnout.
What's black and white and eats like a horse?
A zebra.
How do horses greet each other?
“Hayyyyy.”
What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?
A mechanic.
What’s a horse’s favorite dance move?
Watch me whip, now watch me neigh neigh.
What does a Clydesdale say when you offer them a carrot?
“Of course, my horse.”
How do baby horses get tucked in at night?
They get told a tail.
Go to BabaMail
