What did the guard say to stop the horse from escaping?
Halt-her!
What does a horse call her best friend?
Her mane chick.
What kind of horse do you ride after dark?
A night mare.
What’s a horse’s favorite country singer?
Colt-on Underwood.
What’s a horse’s favorite dance move?
Watch me whip, now watch me neigh neigh.
What do you call old horses?
Ancient roans.
How does a Pegasus ask her boyfriend to propose?
She says “You’ve got to put a wing on it.”
Why does the horse go to school?
It brings her fulfillyment.
What were the ponies most excited for in the meal?
The main horse.
What do you call a horse running on a table?
A counter canter.
Why did the horse go to jail?
The prosecutors failed to show the burden of hoof.
How does a horse make paper mâché?
With newspaper clip-clop-pings.
How do you wash a horse?
On a sponge-line.
How do baby horses get tucked in at night?
They get told a tail.
What’s a horse’s favorite fruit?
Canterlope.
Where do horses go to the bathroom?
The bathroom stall-ion.
What do you call a horse on a boat attached to land?
Docked.
What do winged horses attend in school? Pegclasses.
Why did the pony turn himself in?
He felt rem-horse.
Black Beauty - Now there's a dark horse.
What does a horse call its treats?
My greatest preakness.
Where do the cool horses live?
In rad-docks.
Why does a horse’s hair always look so good?
She mane-tains it.
Why was the horse feeling a bit sick?
Its voice was a bit hoarse.
How do ponies react when the opposing team comes on the field?
They horse-boo.
Why was the horse such a good dancer?
It perfected its halturn.
Why did the horse never get cold?
It was a Dutch warmblood.
A pony goes to see the doctor one day.
He says, "Doc, you've got to help me. I've had this terrible sore throat for weeks and I think there must be some badly wrong."
The doctor examines him and then reassures him saying, "It's okay, it's nothing serious; you're just a little horse."
What do you call a horse going down a waterslide?
Horseback sliding.
What is the lesser-known sport used to measure a horse’s singing ability?
Carol racing.
What was the horse’s best ballroom dance? The Foxtrot.
Where do horses get their mane cut?
The hair-dressager.
What did the pony say to the Jedi Knight before she left on her adventure?
“May the horse be with you.”
Why are horses so good at the shooting range?
They’re hunters.
What do ponies look for in a vehicle?
Lots of horsepower.
How did the ponies stay in touch?
C-horse-pondence.
Who did the horse ask to be his second wife?
A manewer model.
What did the horse reply when asked if it can jump 3 feet?
“I lope so!”
What's black and white and eats like a horse?
A zebra.
How did the horse make payments?
In in-stallion-ments.
How did the horse get up the stairs?
He mounted them.
How does a horse drink wine?
With a de-canter.
Why did the horse like her new backpack?
The straps were adju-stable.
Why was the horse a great editor?
She was very thorough bred.
What kind of bread does a racehorse eat?
Thoroughbred.
How did the pony get the bugs away?
It said, horse-shoo fly, don’t bother me.
What did the ponies do when it was raining? Stay ind-horse.
What kind of car do fancy horses drive?
Mustangs.
What do you call a rainbow you ride your horse on?
A rein-bow.
What would a winged horse play in a band?
The pegabass guitar.
How did the horse solve a murder?
Compiled newspaper clippings.
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