Q. Which book makes virgin gorillas blush?
A. The Naked Ape.
Why did the Gorilla fail its exam? He didn't have the ape-titude.
What do you call a gorilla with no arms?
An ape-utee
Where do gorillas go to after work?
The monkey bars.
What is the first thing that gorillas learn at kindergarten?
Apey Cee's?
My friend, who's a geneticist and a rapper crossed a gorilla with an orang utan
That's his new mixed ape.
Q. Why did the girl-illa win the beauty contest?
A. She was beast of show!
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite toy?
A. A bab-boom-orang.
What do you call a polyarmourus deceased gorilla?
Harembe.
What do you call a gorilla with a million dollars?
A gorillanaire
Q. What do gorillas and big apes do to make each other laugh?
A. They tell punny jokes about humans!
Old gorillas never die, but they do go bananas.
What do you call a gorilla wearing headphones?
Anything you'd like, it can't hear you.
What do you call a gorilla in a cement-mixer?
King Koncrete.
Why did the advertising tycoons hire a bunch of apes?
They were running a gorilla marketing campaign.
Q. Whay aren't gorillas afraid of zombies?
A. Because the ape-ocalypse doesn't frighten them.
What noise does a gorilla’s doorbell make?
King Kong
Q. Why was the lady baboon so atrracted to the big gorilla?
A. 'Cause he had s*x ape-peal.
Q. Why are big gorilla turds always so stinking tired?
A. Because they're all pooped out!
Q. Which kind of ape enjoys smoking tobaco?
A. Cigarilla.
Did you hear about the girl who put gorilla glue in her hair?
Her stupidity knew no bonds
Q. How do you make a sasquatch, a yeti, or a bigfoot laugh?
A. Tell it a gorilla joke!
What food did the Gorilla order when he went to France?
Ape Suzettes.
Did you hear about the extremely serious gorilla?
He didn't monkey around.
Q. What happens when a gorilla has a melt down?
A. He goes absolutely bananas!
What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?
You-Rang-a-Tang?
Q. Why doesn't a big gorilla have to flush the toilet?
A. He scares the sh*t out of it!
If you were in the jungle, and a gorilla charged you, what should you do?
Pay him.
Q. What do you call an entertaining gorilla eating a banana?
A. Ape peeling.
What's the best time of year to see gorillas in the wild? Ape-ril.
What do you call a gorilla stuck in a ventilation shaft
A Duct-ape.
Why did the gorilla have to visit the vet?
He wasn't peeling well
What’s a gorilla’s favourite pop group? A: Bananarama!
Q. Why couldn't the gorilla run in the marathon?
A. Because he's not part of the human race!
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite movie?
A. Planet of the Apes.
How do gorillas get down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster!
Q. What do they call the gorilla marathon runner who only wins when it's pouring outdoors?
A. The raining chimp-ion.
What is a gorillas second favourite fruit to eat behind bananas?=
Ape-ricots
Why don't gorillas vote?
They're ape-political.
Q. What do you get if you cross a gorilla with a grizzly bear?
A. Fired from the zoo.
Where do gorillas keep their beehives?
Apeiaries.
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite holiday?
A. Ape-ril Fools Day!
Why do gorillas have really big fingers?
Because they have really big nostrils!
Q. Which country was founded by wild gorillas?
A. The Banana Republic.
Harambe wasn’t only one of the best gorillas I’ve ever met...
He was also a great ape.
Where do apes like to cook their sausages?
On the gorilla.
What do you call a large gorilla who appears to be in a bad mood?
Sir.
Q. What do you call a gorilla who studies large primates and has great grades?
A. Ape lust student.
Did you hear about the 2 apes that kept fighting with each other?
It was gorilla warfare.
Where do the monkeys melt their cheese?
Under the gorilla.
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