What is most gorillas' favorite book to study in English class at high school?
The Apes Of Wrath.
Why did the Gorilla fail its exam? He didn't have the ape-titude.
Where do gorillas go to after work?
The monkey bars.
Q. Why did the gorilla go to the barber?
A. He was concerned about his ape-pearance.
What did the Gorilla say when he saw there was a sale happening?
Ooh! OOh! OOOh!!!!
What do you get if you cross a talking parrot with a gorilla?
I am not sure but if he says something you better damn well listen.
A muslim woman wanted to adopt a gorilla. Her husband wouldn't allow it.
He said, that's haram, bae.
Q. Where did the gorilla like to go sailing?
A. The Chimpan-Sea
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite movie?
A. Planet of the Apes.
What did the gorilla wear when he was cooking in the kitchen?
An ape-ron
Q. Why did the gorilla cross the road?
A. To get to the monkey biz on the other side.
Have you heard about the gorilla who got a name change?
Peaches the gorilla escaped from the zoo, but when they got him back they had to change it because it turns out he had become an Ape Re-caught.
How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!
Why wasn't King Kong able to climb to the top of the Empire State Building?
He couldn't quite fit in the elevator.
What did the banana do when it saw a gorilla? The banana split.
What's the best time of year to see gorillas in the wild? Ape-ril.
Why did the gorilla have to visit the vet?
He wasn't peeling well
Q. What do you call an entertaining gorilla eating a banana?
A. Ape peeling.
What is a gorillas favourite ice cream flavour.
Chocolate chimp.
What do you call a gorilla with no arms?
An ape-utee
What do you call a gorilla in a cement-mixer?
King Koncrete.
What do gorillas and orangutans wear in the kitchen?
Ape-rons.
Q. What did the Aussie zookeeper say to the gorilla who was spying on him?
A. There's no need to pry, mate.
Q. What happens when a gorilla has a melt down?
A. He goes absolutely bananas!
Q. Why are big gorilla turds always so stinking tired?
A. Because they're all pooped out!
Q. What do you call gorillaS who just monkey around at the gym?
A. Buff-oons
What do you call a gorilla who has been locked up in prison?
A kong-vict
Q. What do they call the gorilla marathon runner who only wins when it's pouring outdoors?
A. The raining chimp-ion.
Q. Which US city holds the record for suicidal gorillas jumping off skyscrapers?
A. Fall-Adelphia.
My friend, who's a geneticist and a rapper crossed a gorilla with an orang utan
That's his new mixed ape.
A gorilla starts off his day by going to his car
When he gets to his car, he notices hes missing something. He walks back in his house, and asks his wife "Have you seen monkeys?"
Old gorillas never die, but they do go bananas.
What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?
You-Rang-a-Tang?
What is the first thing that gorillas learn at kindergarten?
Apey Cee's?
How did the gorilla know she was poorly? She had a belly ape.
Q. Why do educated gorillas like the numbers 1, 3, 5, 7, 11 and 13?
A. 'Cause they're prime apes.
If you were in the jungle, and a gorilla charged you, what should you do?
Pay him.
How do you tell the difference between a rabbit and a gorilla?
A rabbit looks nothing like a gorilla
What’s the first thing a gorilla learns in school? The ape b c’s.
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite holiday?
A. Ape-ril Fools Day!
What is a gorillas second favourite fruit to eat behind bananas?=
Ape-ricots
Q. Whay aren't gorillas afraid of zombies?
A. Because the ape-ocalypse doesn't frighten them.
What noise does a gorilla’s doorbell make?
King Kong
Q. What do you get if you cross a gorilla with a grizzly bear?
A. Fired from the zoo.
Q. What haapens if a gorilla sits on your piano?
A. You get a flat note.
What do you call a gorilla with a million dollars?
A gorillanaire
Q. What do gorillas and big apes do to make each other laugh?
A. They tell punny jokes about humans!
Q. Why was the blonde disappointed after her visit to an apiary?
A. There weren't any gorillas there. DUH!
Q. Which country was founded by wild gorillas?
A. The Banana Republic.
What do you feed a 700 pound gorilla?
Just give him anything he wants and then run.