Q. Which country was founded by wild gorillas?
A. The Banana Republic.
What food did the Gorilla order when he went to France?
Ape Suzettes.
What do you feed a 700 pound gorilla?
Just give him anything he wants and then run.
Q. What do you call gorillaS who just monkey around at the gym?
A. Buff-oons
Q. What do you call a gorilla who studies large primates and has great grades?
A. Ape lust student.
Q. What do gorillas and big apes do to make each other laugh?
A. They tell punny jokes about humans!
Q. Where do lady gorillas go for a wild weekend night out?
A. Chimpendale's.
Q. What did the Aussie zookeeper say to the gorilla who was spying on him?
A. There's no need to pry, mate.
My friend, who's a geneticist and a rapper crossed a gorilla with an orang utan
That's his new mixed ape.
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite movie?
A. Planet of the Apes.
What is a gorillas favourite ice cream flavour.
Chocolate chimp.
What's the best time of year to see gorillas in the wild? Ape-ril.
Q. Why was the blonde disappointed after her visit to an apiary?
A. There weren't any gorillas there. DUH!
What do you call a gorilla with a machine gun ?
Whatever it wants to be called.
Why did the advertising tycoons hire a bunch of apes?
They were running a gorilla marketing campaign.
Where do the monkeys melt their cheese?
Under the gorilla.
Why wasn't King Kong able to climb to the top of the Empire State Building?
He couldn't quite fit in the elevator.
What do you call a gorilla in a cement-mixer?
King Koncrete.
Why do gorillas have really big fingers?
Because they have really big nostrils!
A muslim woman wanted to adopt a gorilla. Her husband wouldn't allow it.
He said, that's haram, bae.
Q. Why was the baby gorilla such a big brat?
A. Because his parents are big apes.
What do you call a gorilla with a million dollars?
A gorillanaire
Q. What does the alpha gorilla call his first wife?
A. His prime mate.
Q. Why couldn't the gorilla run in the marathon?
A. Because he's not part of the human race!
Q. Why was the gorilla's jungle party so lame?
A. Because theyran out of chimps and dip.
Q. Which kind of ape enjoys smoking tobaco?
A. Cigarilla.
Q. What haapens if a gorilla sits on your piano?
A. You get a flat note.
Where do apes like to cook their sausages?
On the gorilla.
I gave my wife that new gorilla glue chapstick...🦍💄
It left her speechless
What do gorillas and orangutans wear in the kitchen?
Ape-rons.
Q. What kind of underwear do s*xy gorillas wear?
A. Chim-pant-zies.
What do you feed a 700 pound gorilla?
Just give him anything he wants and then run.
Q. Which book makes virgin gorillas blush?
A. The Naked Ape.
If you were in the jungle, and a gorilla charged you, what should you do?
Pay him.
Have you heard about the gorilla who got a name change?
Peaches the gorilla escaped from the zoo, but when they got him back they had to change it because it turns out he had become an Ape Re-caught.
How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest? She was the beast of the show!
Ever wonder how gorillas can be so strong when they eat mostly a plant based diet?
Cuz they don't monkey around when it comes to strength training!
Did you hear about the extremely serious gorilla?
He didn't monkey around.
How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!
Q. Why was the lady baboon so atrracted to the big gorilla?
A. 'Cause he had s*x ape-peal.
What did the gorilla say after spending one month at te gym?
Geez, gain a little muscle mass, and everybody acuses you of steroids. As if eating too many bananas wasn't dopey enough!
What do you call a white skinned gorilla?
Honkey Kong.
Why was there a troop of gorillas protesting outside the biscuit factory?
They wanted to stop the production of animal crackers.
Old gorillas never die, but they do go bananas.
Where do gorillas go to after work?
The monkey bars.
What did the banana do when it saw a gorilla? The banana split.
Q. Why did the gorilla go to the barber?
A. He was concerned about his ape-pearance.
What do you call a large gorilla who appears to be in a bad mood?
Sir.
Q. Where did the gorilla like to go sailing?
A. The Chimpan-Sea
Did you hear about the gorilla that was from Vietnam?
He was a viet kong.
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