What is most gorillas' favorite book to study in English class at high school?
The Apes Of Wrath.
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite toy?
A. A bab-boom-orang.
Why did the Gorilla fail its exam? He didn't have the ape-titude.
What do you call a large gorilla who appears to be in a bad mood?
Sir.
What is the first thing that gorillas learn at kindergarten?
Apey Cee's?
What is a gorillas favourite ice cream flavour.
Chocolate chimp.
Q. Where do gorillas get their gossip?
A. From the grapevine.
Did you hear about the extremely serious gorilla?
He didn't monkey around.
What do you call a polyarmourus deceased gorilla?
Harembe.
Q. Which book makes virgin gorillas blush?
A. The Naked Ape.
What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?
You-Rang-a-Tang?
Q. Why did the gorilla go to the barber?
A. He was concerned about his ape-pearance.
What do you feed a 700 pound gorilla?
Just give him anything he wants and then run.
What’s the first thing a gorilla learns in school? The ape b c’s.
Q. What do you call an entertaining gorilla eating a banana?
A. Ape peeling.
Why was there a troop of gorillas protesting outside the biscuit factory?
They wanted to stop the production of animal crackers.
Where do gorillas keep their beehives?
Apeiaries.
Q. Why couldn't the gorilla run in the marathon?
A. Because he's not part of the human race!
How do you tell the difference between a rabbit and a gorilla?
A rabbit looks nothing like a gorilla
Where do gorillas go to after work?
The monkey bars.
Why did the Buddhist gorilla get locked out of his monastery?
He forgot his monk-key
Q. What do you get if you cross a gorilla with a grizzly bear?
A. Fired from the zoo.
Q. Why did the girl-illa win the beauty contest?
A. She was beast of show!
Q. Why doesn't a big gorilla have to flush the toilet?
A. He scares the sh*t out of it!
What did the gorilla say after spending one month at te gym?
Geez, gain a little muscle mass, and everybody acuses you of steroids. As if eating too many bananas wasn't dopey enough!
Where do the monkeys melt their cheese?
Under the gorilla.
What do you call a white skinned gorilla?
Honkey Kong.
What do you get if you cross a talking parrot with a gorilla?
I am not sure but if he says something you better damn well listen.
My friend, who's a geneticist and a rapper crossed a gorilla with an orang utan
That's his new mixed ape.
Harambe wasn’t only one of the best gorillas I’ve ever met...
He was also a great ape.
What do you call a gorilla with a machine gun ?
Whatever it wants to be called.
Q. Why was the lady baboon so atrracted to the big gorilla?
A. 'Cause he had s*x ape-peal.
Q. Which country was founded by wild gorillas?
A. The Banana Republic.
Q. Why was the gorilla's jungle party so lame?
A. Because theyran out of chimps and dip.
Q. What did the Aussie zookeeper say to the gorilla who was spying on him?
A. There's no need to pry, mate.
What did the banana do when it saw a gorilla? The banana split.
Q. What do you call a gorilla who studies large primates and has great grades?
A. Ape lust student.
What do you call a gorilla with no arms?
An ape-utee
Q. What kind of underwear do s*xy gorillas wear?
A. Chim-pant-zies.
What noise does a gorilla’s doorbell make?
King Kong
If you were in the jungle, and a gorilla charged you, what should you do?
Pay him.
Q. Why was the baby gorilla such a big brat?
A. Because his parents are big apes.
Ever wonder how gorillas can be so strong when they eat mostly a plant based diet?
Cuz they don't monkey around when it comes to strength training!
A gorilla starts off his day by going to his car
When he gets to his car, he notices hes missing something. He walks back in his house, and asks his wife "Have you seen monkeys?"
A muslim woman wanted to adopt a gorilla. Her husband wouldn't allow it.
He said, that's haram, bae.
Q. Which US city holds the record for suicidal gorillas jumping off skyscrapers?
A. Fall-Adelphia.
What do gorillas and orangutans wear in the kitchen?
Ape-rons.
Have you heard about the gorilla who got a name change?
Peaches the gorilla escaped from the zoo, but when they got him back they had to change it because it turns out he had become an Ape Re-caught.
Did you hear about the 2 apes that kept fighting with each other?
It was gorilla warfare.
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite movie?
A. Planet of the Apes.
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