What’s the first thing a gorilla learns in school? The ape b c’s.
Did you hear about the gorilla with a screw loose?
He needed to use a money wrench to tighten it.
Q. How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Two, but it has to be a really BIG light bulb.
How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest? She was the beast of the show!
Why did the Buddhist gorilla get locked out of his monastery?
He forgot his monk-key
Q. Why did the girl-illa win the beauty contest?
A. She was beast of show!
Q. Whay aren't gorillas afraid of zombies?
A. Because the ape-ocalypse doesn't frighten them.
Q. Which country was founded by wild gorillas?
A. The Banana Republic.
Did you hear about the extremely serious gorilla?
He didn't monkey around.
Q. What do you call an entertaining gorilla eating a banana?
A. Ape peeling.
Did you hear about the girl who put gorilla glue in her hair?
Her stupidity knew no bonds
Q. Which book makes virgin gorillas blush?
A. The Naked Ape.
What do gorillas and orangutans wear in the kitchen?
Ape-rons.
Q. Why couldn't the gorilla run in the marathon?
A. Because he's not part of the human race!
What food did the Gorilla order when he went to France?
Ape Suzettes.
What did the banana do when it saw a gorilla? The banana split.
What do you call a white skinned gorilla?
Honkey Kong.
Why should you never fight a Gorilla?
They know king kong fu.
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite holiday?
A. Ape-ril Fools Day!
What is most gorillas' favorite book to study in English class at high school?
The Apes Of Wrath.
Why did the gorilla cross the road? He had to take care of some monkey business.
What is a gorillas favourite ice cream flavour.
Chocolate chimp.
Harambe wasn’t only one of the best gorillas I’ve ever met...
He was also a great ape.
Q. Which US city holds the record for suicidal gorillas jumping off skyscrapers?
A. Fall-Adelphia.
What’s a gorilla’s favourite pop group? A: Bananarama!
If you were in the jungle, and a gorilla charged you, what should you do?
Pay him.
Q. What do you call gorillaS who just monkey around at the gym?
A. Buff-oons
Old gorillas never die, but they do go bananas.
What did the gorilla say after spending one month at te gym?
Geez, gain a little muscle mass, and everybody acuses you of steroids. As if eating too many bananas wasn't dopey enough!
Where do gorillas keep their beehives?
Apeiaries.
What do you call a gorilla in a cement-mixer?
King Koncrete.
Q. Why are big gorilla turds always so stinking tired?
A. Because they're all pooped out!
My friend, who's a geneticist and a rapper crossed a gorilla with an orang utan
That's his new mixed ape.
Did you hear about the 2 apes that kept fighting with each other?
It was gorilla warfare.
What do you call a gorilla wearing headphones?
Anything you'd like, it can't hear you.
Q. Why doesn't a big gorilla have to flush the toilet?
A. He scares the sh*t out of it!
What noise does a gorilla’s doorbell make?
King Kong
Q. Where do gorillas get their gossip?
A. From the grapevine.
Q. What did the Aussie zookeeper say to the gorilla who was spying on him?
A. There's no need to pry, mate.
Why did the Gorilla fail its exam? He didn't have the ape-titude.
Why did the gorilla have to visit the vet?
He wasn't peeling well
Q. Why was the gorilla's jungle party so lame?
A. Because theyran out of chimps and dip.
What is just as big as a gorilla but literally weighs nothing?
A gorilla's shadow.
Why was there a troop of gorillas protesting outside the biscuit factory?
They wanted to stop the production of animal crackers.
What's the best time of year to see gorillas in the wild? Ape-ril.
Q. How do you make a sasquatch, a yeti, or a bigfoot laugh?
A. Tell it a gorilla joke!
What do you call a gorilla with no arms?
An ape-utee
How do gorillas get down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster!
Q. Why was the blonde disappointed after her visit to an apiary?
A. There weren't any gorillas there. DUH!
Q. What do you get if you cross a gorilla with a grizzly bear?
A. Fired from the zoo.
Go to BabaMail
