What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?
You-Rang-a-Tang?
Q. Where do gorillas get their gossip?
A. From the grapevine.
What is just as big as a gorilla but literally weighs nothing?
A gorilla's shadow.
Q. How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Two, but it has to be a really BIG light bulb.
Did you hear about the gorilla with a screw loose?
He needed to use a money wrench to tighten it.
Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic? The bear hug!
What do you call a gorilla in a cement-mixer?
King Koncrete.
If you were in the jungle, and a gorilla charged you, what should you do?
Pay him.
What is the best thing to do if you notice a gorilla is sitting at your desk?
Find another place to sit.
Q. Why did the gorilla go to the barber?
A. He was concerned about his ape-pearance.
Harambe wasn’t only one of the best gorillas I’ve ever met...
He was also a great ape.
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