What's the best time of year to see gorillas in the wild? Ape-ril.
Why did the Buddhist gorilla get locked out of his monastery?
He forgot his monk-key
What do you call a gorilla in a cement-mixer?
King Koncrete.
Q. Which book makes virgin gorillas blush?
A. The Naked Ape.
How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest? She was the beast of the show!
What is a gorillas second favourite fruit to eat behind bananas?=
Ape-ricots
What do you call a gorilla who has been locked up in prison?
A kong-vict
Why was there a troop of gorillas protesting outside the biscuit factory?
They wanted to stop the production of animal crackers.
Q. What does the alpha gorilla call his first wife?
A. His prime mate.
A muslim woman wanted to adopt a gorilla. Her husband wouldn't allow it.
He said, that's haram, bae.
What do you get if you cross a talking parrot with a gorilla?
I am not sure but if he says something you better damn well listen.
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