Q. What is a gorilla's favorite holiday?
A. Ape-ril Fools Day!
What food did the Gorilla order when he went to France?
Ape Suzettes.
How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!
I gave my wife that new gorilla glue chapstick...🦍💄
It left her speechless
Q. How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Two, but it has to be a really BIG light bulb.
Where do apes like to cook their sausages?
On the gorilla.
Why did the advertising tycoons hire a bunch of apes?
They were running a gorilla marketing campaign.
Q. What did the Aussie zookeeper say to the gorilla who was spying on him?
A. There's no need to pry, mate.
Why did the gorilla have to visit the vet?
He wasn't peeling well
What do you call a gorilla stuck in a ventilation shaft
A Duct-ape.
Q. Where did the gorilla like to go sailing?
A. The Chimpan-Sea
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