Ever wonder how gorillas can be so strong when they eat mostly a plant based diet?
Cuz they don't monkey around when it comes to strength training!
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite holiday?
A. Ape-ril Fools Day!
Q. What do they call the gorilla marathon runner who only wins when it's pouring outdoors?
A. The raining chimp-ion.
What’s a gorilla’s favourite pop group? A: Bananarama!
Q. Where do gorillas get their gossip?
A. From the grapevine.
Did you hear about the girl who put gorilla glue in her hair?
Her stupidity knew no bonds
How do you tell the difference between a rabbit and a gorilla?
A rabbit looks nothing like a gorilla
Why did the gorilla cross the road? He had to take care of some monkey business.
Q. Which US city holds the record for suicidal gorillas jumping off skyscrapers?
A. Fall-Adelphia.
Q. Which kind of ape enjoys smoking tobaco?
A. Cigarilla.
Q. Which book makes virgin gorillas blush?
A. The Naked Ape.
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