Q. Why couldn't the gorilla run in the marathon?
A. Because he's not part of the human race!
How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!
Q. What happens when a gorilla has a melt down?
A. He goes absolutely bananas!
Q. What kind of underwear do s*xy gorillas wear?
A. Chim-pant-zies.
What do you call a gorilla who has been locked up in prison?
A kong-vict
Q. Why was the lady baboon so atrracted to the big gorilla?
A. 'Cause he had s*x ape-peal.
Why did the Gorilla fail its exam? He didn't have the ape-titude.
Q. Why are big gorilla turds always so stinking tired?
A. Because they're all pooped out!
Q. Why did the gorilla go to the barber?
A. He was concerned about his ape-pearance.
Q. What do you get if you cross a gorilla with a grizzly bear?
A. Fired from the zoo.
Q. Which book makes virgin gorillas blush?
A. The Naked Ape.
Where do apes like to cook their sausages?
On the gorilla.
Q. Why was the gorilla's jungle party so lame?
A. Because theyran out of chimps and dip.
What do you call a gorilla with no arms?
An ape-utee
What is most gorillas' favorite book to study in English class at high school?
The Apes Of Wrath.
How do you tell the difference between a rabbit and a gorilla?
A rabbit looks nothing like a gorilla
Why did the Buddhist gorilla get locked out of his monastery?
He forgot his monk-key
Did you hear about the girl who put gorilla glue in her hair?
Her stupidity knew no bonds
Q. Why was the blonde disappointed after her visit to an apiary?
A. There weren't any gorillas there. DUH!
How do gorillas get down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster!
Did you hear about the extremely serious gorilla?
He didn't monkey around.
Q. Why do educated gorillas like the numbers 1, 3, 5, 7, 11 and 13?
A. 'Cause they're prime apes.
Q. Why did the gorilla cross the road?
A. To get to the monkey biz on the other side.
Q. How do you make a sasquatch, a yeti, or a bigfoot laugh?
A. Tell it a gorilla joke!
Q. What do you call a gorilla who studies large primates and has great grades?
A. Ape lust student.
My girlfriend and I saw an inflatable gorilla In front of a jacuzzi store
She asked me why they would do that for a jacuzzi store. I told her it was a guerilla tactic. She was not impressed.
What did the gorilla wear when he was cooking in the kitchen?
An ape-ron
What do you call a polyarmourus deceased gorilla?
Harembe.
Harambe wasn’t only one of the best gorillas I’ve ever met...
He was also a great ape.
How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest? She was the beast of the show!
Q. Why was the baby gorilla such a big brat?
A. Because his parents are big apes.
Q. What does the alpha gorilla call his first wife?
A. His prime mate.
What do you feed a 700 pound gorilla?
Just give him anything he wants and then run.
Have you heard about the gorilla who got a name change?
Peaches the gorilla escaped from the zoo, but when they got him back they had to change it because it turns out he had become an Ape Re-caught.
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite toy?
A. A bab-boom-orang.
Q. What is a gorilla in a wheelchair called?
A. Dis-ape-led.
My friend, who's a geneticist and a rapper crossed a gorilla with an orang utan
That's his new mixed ape.
What do you call a gorilla wearing headphones?
Anything you'd like, it can't hear you.
What is the best thing to do if you notice a gorilla is sitting at your desk?
Find another place to sit.
What did the banana do when it saw a gorilla? The banana split.
What’s the first thing a gorilla learns in school? The ape b c’s.
Old gorillas never die, but they do go bananas.
What do gorillas and orangutans wear in the kitchen?
Ape-rons.
What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?
You-Rang-a-Tang?
What is a gorillas second favourite fruit to eat behind bananas?=
Ape-ricots
Q. How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Two, but it has to be a really BIG light bulb.
What did the Gorilla say when he saw there was a sale happening?
Ooh! OOh! OOOh!!!!
Q. What do you call gorillaS who just monkey around at the gym?
A. Buff-oons
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite holiday?
A. Ape-ril Fools Day!
How did the gorilla know she was poorly? She had a belly ape.
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