What did the goat farmer’s wife say to her husband when he was swearing on the job?
“Not in front of the kids!”
What did the baby goat say to his father?
I kid you not.
What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
You have goat to be kidding me.
Something’s goat to give.
What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
Whatever floats your goat.
Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?
Did you hear about the owl who married a goat?
The had a hootenanny.
What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
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