Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.
That's how you get kidnapped.
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
Did you hear about the owl who married a goat?
The had a hootenanny.
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
I goat this.
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
What did the goat farmer’s wife say to her husband when he was swearing on the job?
“Not in front of the kids!”
What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
What did the baby goat say to his father?
I kid you not.
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
You have goat to be kidding me.
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
What's a goat's favorite organ?
A Kid-ney
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.