Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?
Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?
I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.
That's how you get kidnapped.
What did the baby goat say to his father?
I kid you not.
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli.
Whatever floats your goat.
What's a goat's favorite organ?
A Kid-ney
What kind of music do goats listen to?
Baaa-ch!
What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
Did you hear about the owl who married a goat?
The had a hootenanny.
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
Something’s goat to give.
Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
Goat milk?
I goat this.
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
You have goat to be kidding me.
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?
What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
A goat came out of nowhere and headbutted me
It was a ram-done act of violence
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
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