I goat this.
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.
That's how you get kidnapped.
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
A goat came out of nowhere and headbutted me
It was a ram-done act of violence
Something’s goat to give.
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
What did the goat farmer’s wife say to her husband when he was swearing on the job?
“Not in front of the kids!”
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
You have goat to be kidding me.
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
What kind of music do goats listen to?
Baaa-ch!
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli.
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?
Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.
What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
Whatever floats your goat.
What did the baby goat say to his father?
I kid you not.
Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.
What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.
Goat milk?
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.
What's a goat's favorite organ?
A Kid-ney
If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
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