What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.
If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli.
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
What's a goat's favorite organ?
A Kid-ney
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
What kind of music do goats listen to?
Baaa-ch!
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
A goat came out of nowhere and headbutted me
It was a ram-done act of violence
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
You have goat to be kidding me.
Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
Did you hear about the owl who married a goat?
The had a hootenanny.
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
What did the goat farmer’s wife say to her husband when he was swearing on the job?
“Not in front of the kids!”
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.
Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.
That's how you get kidnapped.
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
I goat this.
What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
What did the baby goat say to his father?
I kid you not.
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?
Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?
I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
Goat milk?
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
Whatever floats your goat.
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
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