What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli.
I goat this.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
Whatever floats your goat.
Something’s goat to give.
Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
What's a goat's favorite organ?
A Kid-ney
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
Goat milk?
What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.
Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.
That's how you get kidnapped.
Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
You have goat to be kidding me.
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.
What did the baby goat say to his father?
I kid you not.
Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?
I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
Did you hear about the owl who married a goat?
The had a hootenanny.
What kind of music do goats listen to?
Baaa-ch!
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
A goat came out of nowhere and headbutted me
It was a ram-done act of violence
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