What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
What kind of music do goats listen to?
Baaa-ch!
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?
I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke
Whatever floats your goat.
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
What did the baby goat say to his father?
I kid you not.
What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli.
Did you hear about the owl who married a goat?
The had a hootenanny.
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
You have goat to be kidding me.
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
Something’s goat to give.
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
A goat came out of nowhere and headbutted me
It was a ram-done act of violence
I goat this.
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.
What's a goat's favorite organ?
A Kid-ney
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.
That's how you get kidnapped.
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
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