Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?
I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
You have goat to be kidding me.
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?
What did the goat farmer’s wife say to her husband when he was swearing on the job?
“Not in front of the kids!”
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.
A goat came out of nowhere and headbutted me
It was a ram-done act of violence
What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.
Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
Did you hear about the owl who married a goat?
The had a hootenanny.
What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli.
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.
That's how you get kidnapped.
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
Goat milk?
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
What kind of music do goats listen to?
Baaa-ch!
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
What did the baby goat say to his father?
I kid you not.
Whatever floats your goat.
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
I goat this.
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
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