What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?
I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke
Whatever floats your goat.
What's a goat's favorite organ?
A Kid-ney
Goat milk?
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
Did you hear about the owl who married a goat?
The had a hootenanny.
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.
That's how you get kidnapped.
Something’s goat to give.
What did the baby goat say to his father?
I kid you not.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
I goat this.
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
A goat came out of nowhere and headbutted me
It was a ram-done act of violence
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
You have goat to be kidding me.
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
What kind of music do goats listen to?
Baaa-ch!
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.
Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
What did the goat farmer’s wife say to her husband when he was swearing on the job?
“Not in front of the kids!”
If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
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