What kind of music do goats listen to?
Baaa-ch!
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
Something’s goat to give.
Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?
I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke
I goat this.
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
Whatever floats your goat.
What did the baby goat say to his father?
I kid you not.
What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.
Goat milk?
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.
That's how you get kidnapped.
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?
What's a goat's favorite organ?
A Kid-ney
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
You have goat to be kidding me.
What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli.
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?
A goat came out of nowhere and headbutted me
It was a ram-done act of violence
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
Did you hear about the owl who married a goat?
The had a hootenanny.
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
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