What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?
I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
Whatever floats your goat.
Something’s goat to give.
Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.
That's how you get kidnapped.
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli.
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
What's a goat's favorite organ?
A Kid-ney
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
Goat milk?
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
You have goat to be kidding me.
A goat came out of nowhere and headbutted me
It was a ram-done act of violence
If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?
Did you hear about the owl who married a goat?
The had a hootenanny.
What did the goat farmer’s wife say to her husband when he was swearing on the job?
“Not in front of the kids!”
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
What did the baby goat say to his father?
I kid you not.
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.
Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
What kind of music do goats listen to?
Baaa-ch!
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
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