What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli.
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
What did the goat farmer’s wife say to her husband when he was swearing on the job?
“Not in front of the kids!”
A goat came out of nowhere and headbutted me
It was a ram-done act of violence
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
Did you hear about the owl who married a goat?
The had a hootenanny.
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
Whatever floats your goat.
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.
What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.
What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.
Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?
I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke
What did the baby goat say to his father?
I kid you not.
I goat this.
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.
That's how you get kidnapped.
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
Something’s goat to give.
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
What kind of music do goats listen to?
Baaa-ch!
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
You have goat to be kidding me.
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
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