Goat milk?
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
What kind of music do goats listen to?
Baaa-ch!
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
What did the baby goat say to his father?
I kid you not.
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
What's a goat's favorite organ?
A Kid-ney
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
What did the goat farmer’s wife say to her husband when he was swearing on the job?
“Not in front of the kids!”
What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.
Did you hear about the owl who married a goat?
The had a hootenanny.
Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.
That's how you get kidnapped.
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
You have goat to be kidding me.
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
A goat came out of nowhere and headbutted me
It was a ram-done act of violence
Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?
I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke
What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli.
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
Whatever floats your goat.
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
Something’s goat to give.
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