Whatever floats your goat.
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?
I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
I goat this.
What kind of music do goats listen to?
Baaa-ch!
Did you hear about the owl who married a goat?
The had a hootenanny.
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
What's a goat's favorite organ?
A Kid-ney
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
What did the baby goat say to his father?
I kid you not.
You have goat to be kidding me.
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.
That's how you get kidnapped.
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
What did the goat farmer’s wife say to her husband when he was swearing on the job?
“Not in front of the kids!”
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
Goat milk?
Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
Something’s goat to give.
What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
A goat came out of nowhere and headbutted me
It was a ram-done act of violence
What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli.
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
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