Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.