What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.