What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
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