Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
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