Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
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