What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
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