What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
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