What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
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