What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
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