What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
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