What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
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