What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
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