Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
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