What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
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