What was the dog’s favorite book?
Winnie the Pooch. He loves to read a lot of story tails before bed.
What kind of dog loves bubble baths?
A shampoodle.
When is a black dog not a black dog?
When it’s a Greyhound.
What do a tree and a bog dog have in common?
They both have a lot of bark.
What do you do when your dog chews a dictionary?
Take the words out of his mouth.
What do dogs eat for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
Why do dogs find it hard to work the TV remote?
Because they always hit the paws button.
Why do Dachshunds nap in the sun?
Because they’re hot dogs.
What kind of dog keeps everything they own?
A hoarder collie.
Who was the greatest dog detective?
Sherlock Bones.
The expensive dog has gone missing.
However, police are saying that at least they have a lead. Once she is found they will Retriever.
What do you call someone who loves dogs?
A pug addict.
I went to the Veterinarian today.
She really knew how to make my dog heal.
What is a dog’s favorite dessert?
Pupcakes.
Why was the skeleton afraid of the dog?
Because dogs love bones.
What do a dog and a cell phone have in common?
They both have collar ID.
What is a dog’s favorite type of homework?
A lab report.
Why was the dog chasing his own tail?
Because he was trying to make both ends meet.
He’s not a bad dog.
He’s just a little ruff around the edges.
My dog takes so long to get ready. He can never chews what to wear.
What did the dog say when he sat down on sand paper?
Rough.
What does a dog love to eat while watching a movie?
Pupcorn.
My dog loves Star Wars.
His favorite character is Chew-bark-a.
My dog never stands up for himself.
He just rolls over.
My dog has expensive taste in shoes.
So I got her some Jimmy Chews.
What happened when the dog ate a firefly?
He smiled with de-light
My dog recently joined a gang. Now he’s all about that pug-life.
That dog is so beautiful. She should be on the cover of Vanity Fur.
What did the dog groomer say to her dentist?
I clean my canines every day.
Why do dogs hate computers?
They can’t stick their heads out of those Windows.
What does a dog wear when it’s cold outside?
A pet-ticoat.
What did one flea say to the other?
Shall we walk, or shall we take the dog?
How do you keep a dog from smelling?
You hold its nose.
What is a dog’s ideal job?
A barkeologist.
How does a Spanish dog say Merry Christmas?
Feliz navi-dog.
What did the dog say when he had a bad day?
Today has been ruff.
Where do dogs go after the their tails fall off?
The re-tail store.
Why couldn’t the dog fit in his clothes?
He was a little husky
My neighbor had way too many dogs.
It’s safe to say that he had a Rover-dose.
Why are Dalmatians so bad at hiding?
Because they are always spotted.
What breed of dog will laugh at any joke?
A Chi-ha-ha
What do you call a large dog that meditates?
Aware wolf.
Dog to Waiter: Are there any bones in this?
Waiter to Dog: Yes sir, why’s that?
Dog to Waiter: Because I really dig them!
What makes more noise than a dog barking outside your window?
Two dogs barking outside your window.
As long as your dog sticks by your side.
Anything is paw-sible.
What happened to the dog who ate too much garlic?
Its bark was worse than its bite.
How do fleas get from place to place?
By itch-hiking.
What do you get when you cross a dog with a calculator?
A friend you can count on.
Why was the picture of the dog sent to jail?
Because it was framed.
I nearly kicked my dog out, but we renegotiated the terms of his leash.
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