Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ? Any kind! A house cannot jump!
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try and try and try and try-ceratops
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
What makes more noise than a dinosaur ? Two dinosaurs!
What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ? A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat? Anything she wants!
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
What was the most flexible dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus Flex.
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
What do you call a T-Rex that gets into a fight with the Indominus Rex? Dino-sore.
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way!
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
What do you call a dinosaur that's a loud sleeper? A Snore-a-sorus
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A toothbrush.
Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? Cause they don't know how to cook
What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? My-feet-are-saurus
What is in the middle of dinosaurs ? The letter "s"!
What's better than a talking dinosaur ? A spelling bee. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops.
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth!
Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? Ptera Don
How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you? By the dinosnores.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw!
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
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