What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth!
Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? Cause they don't know how to cook
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try and try and try and try-ceratops
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress? Rep. Tile!
What makes more noise than a dinosaur ? Two dinosaurs!
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