What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
When a dinosaur gets a goal in a soccer tournament, it is known as a dino-score.
What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ? Cheer him up!
Who makes dinosaur clothes? dino-sewer.
What do you call a Tyrannosaurus under stress?
A nervous rex.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A trisara-cop.
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A toothbrush.
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl!
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining!
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
What's better than a talking dinosaur ? A spelling bee. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops.
What do you call a T-Rex that gets into a fight with the Indominus Rex? Dino-sore.
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses? uthinkhesawrus
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose? OUT of the way!!
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
What do you get when you cross a Dinosaur and TNT? Dino-mite.
What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat? Anything she wants!
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ? Jurassic Pork!
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet.
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A do-you-think-he-saur-us.
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store!
What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs!
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore
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